asthejayflies
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Martin's Marvelous Misery Marathon by AsTheJayFucks (asthejayflies) for QualifiedMartin, ghostofnoodlewrap
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Oct 2022
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Two weeks after moving into the Archives, Martin is feeling really pent up on a Saturday night and decides to risk a wank‚ thinking that Jon had either (hopefully) already gone home‚ or that he would stay holed up in his office long enough for him to bust out a quick one. It's been a month since his last orgasm‚ surely it won't take that long.
He's wrong on all three counts.
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Or‚ in which i subject Martin to the most excruciatingly mortifying shit i can think of‚ but it's okay actually bc at least he gets a boyfriend out of it by the end :)
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Baby's First Fic by asthejayflies
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Mar 2020
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I was bullied into posting this by the ace omens server after writing it as a joke
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To Maddie and Jack Fenton, an injured Phantom would usually be a dream come true, a once in a lifetime opportunity. Instead, a few vulnerable words from the ghost boy are enough to turn it into a nightmare, calling their entire worldview into question.
Or: Danny's parents get a front row seat to his latest near-death experience and no one has fun.
Bookmarked by asthejayflies
03 Jun 2026
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Humans have strange fears by Hiperfixation_art
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
03 May 2026
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You watch THAT one edit of Caine and You manage to get into the circus and get Caine to crack You raw for six hours in a few seconds instead of the torture
Bookmarked by AsTheJayFucks (asthejayflies)
29 May 2026
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this is definitely not a fantasy for everyone (certainly not one that i share) but i respect the absolute fuck out of op for being so brazenly devastatingly horny abt it. this is a work of anti-ai art to me. Keep typing with ur dick king, cringe is dead please never change
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“If I ask you something, do you promise to be honest with me?”
“Yes! Yes, of course- I promise!” He answered immediately, trembling even harder with what must be the frustration of trying to keep his movements hidden. You can feel the irritation lashing inside him.
“Okay… Caine?” You stopped your caresses, tone measured. “Are you touching yourself?”
caine isn't doing well. you take it upon yourself to fix it.
Bookmarked by AsTheJayFucks (asthejayflies)
29 May 2026
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Ohhh my god this is the x reader jackpot for me. Inserting myself continues to be smth that takes effort (aegosexuality + aphantasia wombo combo) but thats offset by the characterization being so so real. reminds me of why i love caine to begin with. i want to dom the fuck out of this virgin loser robot with a praise kink so strong he spontaneously manifested a dick
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I Couldn't Help but Hate Myself by Ersatz_Einstein
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
19 May 2026
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Editing Caine is difficult without his input, so Kinger proposes a plan to make it a little easier for everyone. What could be better?
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“WHAT IS THE CORRECT ANSWER?”
“I mean... Zooble had so many to pick from!! I talk about my jobs constantly.” Jax started a counter with his fingers. “One-man opera production, president of Paraguay, owner of a meth lab operation. Don’t tell me you forgot about my meth lab operation?”
“Oh he’s lying. Caine, he’s JUST lying! This is not fair!”
“YOU’RE RIGHT! THAT ISN’T FAIR!” Caine chorused.
Caine snapped his fingers.
Jax stiffened.
Jax fell silent. The smile dripped off his face. He looked at his hands. He looked at Caine.
“What did you do?” Jax asked.
“I MADE IT SO YOU CAN’T LIE!”
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Caine has pulled the Circus into a Get-to-Know-You Trivia Adventure! It’s a good opportunity to learn about each other for those willing to play along. It’s an even better opportunity to lie for those who aren't willing to reveal anything. …Until Jax is not allowed to lie anymore.The Circus members have the opportunity to pull answers from Jax he would never willingly admit to under torture.
Bookmarked by asthejayflies
27 May 2026
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This fic shaking hands with absolute dream’s comic. if i had a nickel for every tadc fanwork where jax gets truth serum’d and is forced to admit his suicidality id have two nickels