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Art of Ethan Nestor and Markiplier from the camping series from the Unus Annus YouTube channel



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    Fics for Febuwhump 2025 centered around my latest fixation, Batfam (plus a little bit of Supersons).

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    loosely connected Karlnap moments where Karl isn't always the best influence

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    Non-connected character studies, based off the lyrics of Polaroid by Imagine Dragons.

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    Lance is the blue paladin. The Galra realize this before he does.

    or alternatively, all of the literal fluff (like stuffed animal stuffing) and none of the figurative fluff.

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    Some things I wrote for Platonic VLD Week. All of them are stand alone and most are just little fluffy things with not much going on. I figured it was a good chance to test out the waters for this fandom and try writing to some prompts.

    Dream, Seam is also technically apart of this series but because it's so different length-wise and tone-wise, I have it listed separately.

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    Jason has been in the system long enough to know how to read between the lines.

    When he overhears something awful, he decides it's time to face the facts: Wayne Manor is just like everywhere else.

    At least he can ask Dick about what to expect.

    or, Holy Misunderstanding, Batman!

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    03 Jun 2026

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    The Justice League realizes Captain Marvel has a crush on Starfire... which is bad because they think he's a grown man.

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    11 Apr 2026

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    The Justice Lords rule the world with an iron fist. Jon's been raised by Superman, brought up with his casual cruelty toward humans. Superman thinks humans are utterly, irrevocably beneath them. But Jon can't tear his eyes away from Batman's son, Damian Wayne.

    If only Jon were the only one looking. Saving Damian is impossible, but maybe Jon can be the lesser of two evils.

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    15 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    “No Kryptonite,” Jon assures him. No Kryptonite otherwise I would be dead right now. “And I’m not hurt. I just… I don’t like volcanos.”

    Damian stares flatly at him. He pulls his hands back and Jon finds himself already missing the warmth. (Which is stupid. They’re literally standing on a pit of lava.)

    “You don’t like volcanos?” he echoes flatly.

    “Yeah, they’re, um, not my thing.”

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    25 Oct 2025

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    “We welcome you,” the cultist is saying, breathlessly. “To the mortal realm, oh father of Chaos-”

    Bernard slowly raises his head, meets the cultist’s gaze, and he stutters to a stop. Tim’s breath catches, because Bernard smiles, manic and benevolent and totally devoid of humanity.

    The cultist, shaking with excitement or awe, bows his head. Bernard floats down, and reaches to delicately touch the side of the mask, cupping his face.

    “Stupid animal,” he says, kindly, “Why would I thank you for this?”

    The cultist starts to raise his head, confused.

    It’s not Bernard, says Tim’s brain, even though he already knew that, even though he was putting the pieces together the minute the knife flashed down, even though he shoved the knowledge away because it was unbearable to consider, it’s not Bernard, and it’s only that thought that keeps him from fumbling when vines explode from the cultist’s eyeball.

    At the ritual altar, Bernard gets possessed by Dionysus. Nobody liked that.

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    29 Aug 2025