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a little den where all my perverted house md drawings shall reside
DO NOT CLICK ON THIS IF YOU KNOW ME PLEASE or do i dont even know if i gaf anymore
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Andy is confused and horny and tipsy. Akiva is, too. Just as much as him. Andy knows it’s not right yet he gives into his desires.
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we were always meant to be together; the world just didn’t want us to be by applebasil, harmonicccauliflower
Fandoms: Political RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c.
16 Sep 2024
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Trump and Biden are sworn enemies. Until, Trump approaches Biden with some shocking news. What happens now?
or we saw the nation in despair and decided to do something because we're good american citizens
countdown: 50 days until next presidential election (since last update)
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Russell catches John trying to escape in the middle of the night. He’s pissed, and very miserable.
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Brian accidentally wakes you up while trying to jerk off—luckily, you’re more than willing to help him out.
DISCLAIMER!!! I do NOT support the impractical jokers or anything harmful they have done.
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Bookmarked by basil (applebasil)
07 May 2026
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Wilson finds out.
Bookmarked by basil (applebasil)
05 Jan 2026
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You've always been a little weird. Scratch that—a whole lot of weird, with a dash of dumb sprinkled in.
You've seen Doctor Gregory House cause mayhem and save patients all around the hospital—yes, even where he wasn't authorized.
Unlike normal people, you're weird enough to convince yourself that a crush on him is logical and asking him to marry you is a rational life choice, so when House and Cuddy implode spectacularly, you approach him.
He agrees.
You did not expect him to immediately announce it, and ask the nurses to keep a box of tissues ready for Cuddy.
You did not expect him to immediately tell every single person in the hospital you like to roleplay as nurse and him a doctor during sex. Especially since you haven't had sex (yet).
You tell yourself you can handle it.
Famous last words.
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- Part 1 of Happy Endings
Bookmarked by basil (applebasil)
05 Jan 2026
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“So this is my life flashing before my eyes,” Wilson says. “You, talking to me, and I have no way to escape.”
Bookmarked by basil (applebasil)
01 Jan 2026
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When House had picked the movie out, saying it was a decision based on Wilson’s preferences rather than his own, Wilson was skeptical. The past four movies they've watched have been gorey horror flicks that Wilson can barely stomach, so a peaceful cowboy movie seemed out of place. Of course, it wasn’t a peaceful cowboy movie, but Wilson didn’t need to know that.
Before Wilson can ask any further questions, House clicks ‘play’ and his own little game begins.
Bookmarked by basil (applebasil)
31 Dec 2025