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    The revelation that Aziraphale might have been in love with him for thousands of years is surprising. The fact that literal books have been written on the subject comes as even more of a shock.

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    16 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    “To be altogether honest with you, I’m not exactly sure I could have pulled off the scheme on my own. Deuced difficult to make the leap from roly-poly puddings to aniseed trousers without so much as a tin of sardines.”

    Double drabbles inspired by each episode of the mostly lost 1965 BBC TV series, with a tiny bit of help (i.e. some heavy Wodehousian lifting) from the original stories they adapt and a little play on how they differ from them.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    Bertie is called to Brinkley Court yet again to help save Milady's Boudoir. While he and Jeeves attempt to get a lady cartoonist to contribute a serial to the old rag, Bertie keeps accidentally applying his unique brand of charm on his valet. Poetry is quoted, valets are rescued from minor inconveniences to great effect, and misadventures and misunderstandings ensue. An ode to my favorite Wodehouse conventions :)

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    14 Sep 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 74

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    After George gives his first speech in the House of Lords in support of the Sexual Offences Bill, old Lord Yaxley invites him to dinner.

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    08 Sep 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 47

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    At the end of one particularly hot, stormy summer in twelfth-century medieval Britain, a certain injured snake slithers his way to Aziraphale’s front door.

    OR: How Aziraphale and Crowley came to their Arrangement.

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    23 Jun 2024