anxiousbutcaffeinated
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b.is.for.bitch:: henrys a little bitch baby
ladycatherine: I don’t need to talk bad about Henry to feel good about myself.
ladycatherine: But you are correct.
b.is.for.bitch: catherine saying I’m right? lord there has been a miracle in this gc tonight
qween.of.cleves: I took screenshots for you babe
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Or, Parr makes a group chat with the queens to vent about how Henry is trash, and they are all amazing women who become friends and support each other.
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Hugs Not Accepted by anxiousbutcaffeinated
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic, Fruits Basket
07 Apr 2021
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Neil goes from living in a tent in the woods to living in a spacious house with three rowdy, zodiac possessed boys, what could go wrong?
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To All The Games I've Played Before by anxiousbutcaffeinated
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic, To All the Boys I've Loved Before Series - Jenny Han, To All the Boys I've Loved Before (Movies)
24 Jun 2020
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Lara Jean baked her boyfriend cookies because she loves him. His teammates love her baking, but she'll only hand them over if they ask nicely. That's not really Andrew's vibe.
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A burst of lighting during James quidditch match does more than interrupt the game.
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09 May 2026
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The Boyfriend by AverageFish
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
18 Feb 2022
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"I like the trees here," Harry said, his accent placing him far from home. "They keep my wrackspurts away." It was twilight, and he wasn't wearing any shoes.
"You can stay at my place," Charlie said.
One night turned into teaching Harry to use the coffee machine, and then he grew used to fresh pancakes every Sunday.
Until Charlie realized one day, while calling Harry down from the old oak out back, that he didn't want the man to leave.
A medley of FalconLux's The Boyfriend, hctiB-notsoB's I See The Moon, and The_Carnivorous_Muffin's Painting Red Madonnas.Series
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19 Apr 2026
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His Wife, His Marriage Life, And Her Cat. by Schmetterling_99
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Mar 2026
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Hermione Granger signed the papers for protection, expecting a cold marriage of convenience. Instead, she got a high-tech penthouse, a husband who reads instruction manuals to fix her Wi-Fi, and earth-shattering intimacy.
Draco isn't just "tolerating" her. He’s been in love with her since fourth year. His strategy is simple: Trap her with domestic bliss, bribe her with rare books, and worship her body until she realizes she never wants to leave.
She thinks it's a logical arrangement. He knows it's a courtship. And Crookshanks? He’s already chosen a side.*28/12/25- this is the alternative version of my original Marriage Law, but I make it post war, Voldemort is death and draco lives in a muggle world.*
**4/6/26** I reveal the work again because I don’t want others to share my work without my consent.
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- Part 1 of Love, Sacrifice, and Forever
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22 Mar 2026
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Magnolia "Maggie" Potter- er, Black- cannot catch a break. The last seven and a half years have been filled with one thing after another. First she's a witch, there's a Dark Lord trying to murder her, her Godfather escapes prison, her Godfather is actually her father, she competes in a tournament, she watches her friend die, her father dies, she kills the woman who killed her father (her cousin- oops), and has to kill the darkest wizard of the century. Thank Merlin she succeeds.
At least she can finally relax now that the war is over. Scratch that, she has to raise her Godson after his Grandmother dies from a broken heart. That's fine, right? Nope. Working full time as an Auror and raising Teddy is simply exhausting. Why did she let Charlie, the man Tonks insisted to be Godfather, go back to Romania?
And why on Earth did she have to sleep with him on New Years?
Maggie really just wants a second to catch her breath.
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part i is complete. part ii, Dyspnea, to be out soon.Series
- Part 1 of In Which She Lived
- Part 2 of No Time To Breathe
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09 Mar 2026
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Every witch and wizard knows the story of the Eze Baby. Taken from her pram by a squib never to be seen again, the greatest tragedy of the Cote d'Azur. What happens when the baby in the picture looks just like the baby pictures Hermione has seen her whole life?
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15 Feb 2026