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    Arrogant, self-centered, and selfish, that's what his partner is. Kaveh is relieved that they are almost done with the project that they were assigned to work on together. Of all students from the Darshan of Haravatat, why did he end up getting paired with someone who's basically the epitome of everything that irks him?!

    Kaveh is sure that he doesn't want to work with Alhaitham ever again. So when he suddenly finds himself waking up ten years into the future married to the said man, he is in complete denial.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    The high-powered businesswoman, Alicent Hightower, puts her career and family on the line when she begins a toxic affair with a younger intern, Rhaenyra Targaryen.

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    The babygirl movie but make it Rhaenicent (and hotter)

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Kaveh and Alhaitham discover some explicit fanfiction - accompanied by 'Bunveh' art - about the two of them. In true scholarly fashion, they provide full-scale literary and artistic critiques of the work... after establishing a solid real-life reference for accuracy, of course.

    Lips parted into a frozen 'O' and mouth suddenly very dry, Kaveh released Alhaitham’s wrist and snatched the paper to read it more closely.

    Each line was filthier than the last.

    “... Oh,” Kaveh eventually croaked, skimming the page and staring blankly at the messy handwriting.

    Alhaitham was glaring at the ceiling, arms crossed over his chest - though he hadn’t shoved Kaveh off of his lap as he would’ve expected him to by now. “Yeah. Oh.”

    “Their grammar is atrocious,” Kaveh breathed, unable to think of anything else to say.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    “What... what the fuck is going on?” Alhaitham hissed, glaring harshly at the man that Kaveh had thought was Alhaitham himself - albeit part of a dream, or infected with a buggy side effect of the Akasha.

    Kaveh pointed between them, ignoring Alhaitham’s question and demanding, “Why the fuck are there two of you?”

    Redtham’s lips curved into a pout that was utterly foreign on Alhaitham’s usually inexpressive features and scooted back toward Kaveh; but Kaveh just shoved him away again, eyes flashing as he held his blankets up around his body like a shield.

    Redtham huffed petulantly and reluctantly tore his eyes away from Kaveh to snap, “What does it look like, you moron? What, did you expect me to leave him all alone in here when all you want is for him to come on your face, and all he wants is for you to set up a permanent residence between his thighs? I’m just showing your princess everything you want to do to him, but don’t have the balls to. And here he is. Right in front of you. Fucking whimpering for you.”

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Kaveh leaves for a few weeks to work on a commission in Fontaine. Alhaitham misses him more than he expects to, and when Kaveh returns, it seems he missed Alhaitham just as much.

    Traces of Kaveh lingered everywhere in the house. Kaveh’s favourite mug sat lonely in the cupboard every time Alhaitham grabbed a cup to make his morning coffee - one instead of two, stray red hairpins stabbing him in the ass when he sat down on the divan because they were always falling out of Kaveh’s hair when he passed out on the couch...

    Even the houseplants seemed to miss Kaveh, their leaves drooping more by the day. Alhaitham swore he’d been watering them exactly as Kaveh had instructed since he’d been gone, but it was as though the sunshine that seemed to simply radiate off of Kaveh was a necessary part of photosynthesis for them now, and Alhaitham’s bland watering technique - and whatever the exact opposite of Kaveh's sunny demeanour was - just wasn’t cutting it.

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