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    +82-1-227-1xxx:
    Sorry i mean your
    Genital organ inspired interior decor object
    Love your description lol
    Anyway id like to buy it
    Are u willing to go lower on the price?

    +82-1-901-0xxx:
    I’m sorry
    I’m not selling a
    Whatever it is you’re looking to buy
    You’ve got the wrong number

    A stranger texts Qian Kun asking about an ad. Things go from there

    Now with Russian and Chinese translations!

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    13 Jun 2020

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    so amazing??? can’t wait for this to update. chapter 19 for future me

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    Hyunggu had kissed what could be considered to be a lot of people, in his day. Some were good, some weren’t, but there were really only two kisses that he could never stop thinking about. One was the first time Yuto had kissed him, when they’d been on the couch in the living room. Now, there was this one. Hyunggu couldn’t stop thinking about the way Wooseok’s lips felt against his own.

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    25 Mar 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i hope this updates!!

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    When he had told Sooyoon the truth the look across the alpha’s face wasn’t betrayal: it was disgust.

    Because why would an alpha want a beta when there are pretty little omega’s out in the world all hot and wet, waiting to birth their alpha pups? And why would an omega want a beta when there are big strong alphas out there that will protect them and provide for them without even trying?

     

    (Or beta Jimin pretends to be an omega because he hates being just a ‘leftover’)

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    15 Dec 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    blessed author

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    When he had told Sooyoon the truth the look across the alpha’s face wasn’t betrayal: it was disgust.

    Because why would an alpha want a beta when there are pretty little omega’s out in the world all hot and wet, waiting to birth their alpha pups? And why would an omega want a beta when there are big strong alphas out there that will protect them and provide for them without even trying?

     

    (Or beta Jimin pretends to be an omega because he hates being just a ‘leftover’)

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    15 Dec 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    blessed author

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    The Grim Reaper, they called him. He was the weird kid in school who knew exactly when someone’s mother was about to die. They didn’t believe him when he’d said it, and they didn’t believe him when he said he wasn’t a psychic, and they didn’t believe him when he said he didn’t cause her death.

    The Grim Reaper, they still sometimes call him. Legendary trial lawyer who became known for weeding out the bad guy no one else suspected and putting them in prison. It was almost like he had a sixth sense for it. Like no one was safe from him. Like the black cloud of death still follows him around and no matter how much he tries to shake it off, it doesn’t let go.

    Seokjin wonders at what point death had stopped following him around, and at what point he’d started to become death itself.


    in which Seokjin can see everyone's lifespan floating above their heads, numbers steadily counting down to their deaths. the numbers never change, or so he thought.

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    06 Dec 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is one of the most amazing pieces of literature i’ve ever read and definitely should be published but go off i guess