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  1. Summary

    y'all ever get so mad at office email that you commit fanfic about it? A silly AU where Eli's a top supply officer and Thrawn is That Annoying Client (and they're dating). Epistolary, relationship viewed through the eyes of others (with great interest and gossip).

    Podficced by the talented litra!
    Re:FWD podfic here
    Pest Control podfic here

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    Post-canon exploration of the relationship(s) between Seo-bi, Lee Chang, and Yeong-shin. Complete.

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    A sort-of canon-compliant (leaving aside Rebels and Alliances) AU that exists solely to cram all my favorite tropes into my favorite OTP and give them a happy ending.

    PS: I occasionally post snippets/headcanons from this 'verse on my tumblr.

    There are podfics for download of the entire series (wow!!!) by the talented litra, here.

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    The thing is Zoro does not like Sanji very much and that animosity has only grown in leaps and bounds over the months they have traveled together.

    But he has tried very hard to put all that aside as they are still members of the same crew and Zoro doesn’t think he should be fantasizing about choking him out.

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    In which Zoro gets a lot of boners, thinks about doing various things to Sanji, and takes a while to piece it together.

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    29 May 2026

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    Sanji is having a crisis. Zoro is in love. Law just wants to be left alone.

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    06 May 2026

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    Zoro heard Sanji scoff, followed by the nails-on-chalkboard scratch of a match across its box as Sanji lit a cigarette.

    “What?” Zoro demanded.

    “I'd win.”

    Zoro turned with his sword still at the ready.

    “In a dick measuring contest,” Sanji said. Then he exhaled a long plume of smoke and dared to smirk. “I'd win.”

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    05 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 68

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    An offhand complaint about the ladies getting special treats leads to attempts to curate a treat menu for Zoro, too. Which leads to...more complicated things.

    Or: Zoro is bad at feelings, Sanji is good at cooking, and Robin knows young love when she sees it.

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    05 May 2026

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    Wado is different. Not only is the white sword clearly special to Zoro, but her haki signature is also the least threatening of the three. She still feels dangerous, like any powerful weapon should, but it’s a serene sort of strength—something like a still, deep body of water or Zoro’s powerful body held still in meditation.

    Sanji chases that familiar sensation deep into the ocean, even as his lungs start to burn and the pressure of the water threatens to crush him from above. Wado has been with the Straw Hats even longer than Sanji has, and he refuses to let the ocean have her.

    Or; Sanji dives into the water after Wado, Zoro shares a secret in the middle of the night, and something shifts irrevocably between them.

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    02 May 2026