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    “Ilya,”
    “Yes, love ?”
    “Add me to the Ottawa WAGs chat.”

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    After the Metros reject him, Shane goes to join Ilya in Ottawa as the Centaurs prepare for the second round of the playoffs. First orders of business : get a WAG playoff jacket, and find a new group name !
    Featuring Shane wearing a WAG jacket, Ilya being so surprised he falls during warmup, and a bunch of queer players at the Kingfisher. A jersey is also worn...

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    24 May 2026

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    Cliff Marlow ✅ @cliffmarlowofficial
    Top three reasons why @officialilyarozanov and I aren’t fucking, from least to most important:

    #3: I’ve known him since he was barely 18 years old. I’ve seen some shit.
    #2: He’s annoying. And an asshole.
    #1: I’m scared of his husband.

    [Attached is a gif of Shane whirling around to glower at the camera. The look in his eyes promises murder. Why? Unclear but also irrelevant. If looks could indeed kill, everyone who’d ever seen this gif would be deceased.]

    [Can be read as a standalone story.]

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    24 May 2026

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    “Along these same lines, Shane is the only one allowed in my phone. He does not let anybody else in my contacts. Because I am bisexual, you know, he considers me talking to anybody but him to be cheating-”

    “-No I do not-”

    “-So, I cannot have teammates or coach in there and definitely no friends. He does all of our communicating through his own phone. Is a little inconvenient but anything to make him happy, yes?”

    “Ilya!” Shane shouts, “that is not true! Give me your phone right now, I’ll show them that you have more numbers in there and-”

    “It is recording,” Ilya points at the camera, causing Shane to look over and just sigh while Ilya continues on, “But you see, everybody, he even wants to check my phone every single day to make sure I am not breaking this rule, you just saw it there.”

    “That’s not what I meant!”

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    @shanehollanderhockeyplayer
    I’m never recording a video with you ever again.

    Okay yes I will but only if you promise not to slander me again.

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    OR, Ilya posts a video about the "rules" Shane has for him. These rules do not exist. Shane spirals.

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    23 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander doesn't fight. That doesn't mean he can't. In fact, when lines are crossed during the first game Shane plays against his former team since becoming a Centaur, people are about to learn it means exactly the opposite.

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    My version of a crack fic, brought to you by whoever it was that mentioned they thought Yuna would have put Shane in Martial Arts as a kid, and that’s the reason he doesn’t fight.

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    23 May 2026

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    Had anyone else ever seen Shane like this? Was this privilege possibly his alone? Ilya considered it. He knew Shane hadn't slept with the two other men he'd hooked up with—far too risky for his control freak of a husband. Sleeping beside a woman was safer, but Shane hadn't had many proper girlfriends and didn't seem like the type to ask a hookup to spend the night. That left Rose as the only real option, and Ilya truly had no idea if he'd ever shared a bed with her.

    It didn't matter. Even if someone else had slept next to Shane, they'd never have seen this: Shane tucked up against them, his lovely face pressed into their chest, adoring and affectionate even in sleep. Shane had never loved anyone else, and he'd never be so candid in his tenderness with a person he didn't love and trust.

     

     

    Stunning. Perfect.

    Ilya should be asleep, but his husband is simply too beautiful not to admire.

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    23 May 2026