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    (00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?
    (00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?
    (00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?
    (00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy...
    (00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?
    (00:45) What
    (00:46) The
    (00:46) Fuck???
    (00:47) Oh good, you are awake!


    where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there

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    28 Oct 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 51

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    In their fifth year at Hogwarts, Remus has been getting to know a lot of classmates more intimately, and Sirius is sick with jealousy about it. Just a couple horny teenagers mutually pining for each other.

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    01 May 2023

  3. Public Bookmark 44

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    But the next morning, he was woken up by the three boys piling onto his bed, jumping and singing Happy Birthday. And Sirius, carrying a large bag, emptied it onto his bed and the rest of them watched in shock and awe as chocolate frogs spilled everywhere, falling onto the floor.

    James started laughing, dragging Peter along and Sirius was beaming, proud.

    Remus tried his best but the stupid smile still made its way onto his face. “You idiot, I was kidding!” he said but he couldn’t sound mad even if he tried.

    Sirius just shrugged but his eyes were bright when he said, “Happy birthday, Remus!”

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    or, 6 times Sirius managed to fulfil Remus' birthday wishes (sort of) and the 1 time he couldn't deliver - but it was alright, because it all worked out in the end.

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    21 Apr 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    “Oi, Pads! Padfoot! Sirius!”
    “Mate, what the fuck?”, Sirius scowled.
    “Not my fault, you didn't answer me.” James threw his hands up in defence, which had previously tossed his half-eaten pastry at Sirius's head. “If you stopped drooling over lover boy for a second and paid attention to me, your best friend, by the way, it'd be much appreciated.”
    “I wasn't drooling, and I told you to stop calling him that. What if he heard you?”

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    Sirius could not decide whether he preferred watching Remus read or listening to him talk about his current fictional obsession. However, he made sure to always finish the books Remus read so he could appreciate his passionate rambles as much as possible.

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    21 Apr 2023

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    A few kisses and a lot of exposition

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    15 Apr 2023