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  1. Public Bookmark 95

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    When one of their campers gets bullied for letting his sisters paint his nails, Ilya decides to show him it’s perfectly normal for a boy to wear nail polish if he wants to. Some of the League decides this is a personal attack. They want an attack? Shane's more than happy to provide it.

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    Keep my husband's name out of your fucking mouth.

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    25 Jun 2026

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  2. Public Bookmark 37

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    5 Times Ilya Plans to Propose to Shane + 1 Time Shane does it Instead -

    Ilya knew it was too early to propose to Shane, he knew that. His beautiful, boring boyfriend might’ve planned out the next ten years and beyond retirement, but Ilya also knew that Shane was not great with unexpected changes. If Ilya moved too quickly with this, he would spook Shane and that was the last thing he wanted to do.

    Still – Ilya felt ready for this. He knew Shane was the one for him, his forever.
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    or: It's Ilya's last season with the Raiders before he moves to Ottawa, he knows, Shane knows, the management knows. In just a few short months, his life has changed so drastically - he get's to call Shane his boyfriend now. But he Does Not Want That, No, he would much rather call Shane his Fiancé instead. So he takes it upon himself to make it happen. Only, it doesn't go as planned. So he tries again - and something else comes up.
    This is five times Ilya plans and tries to propose to Shane - and one time Shane does it instead.

    Read: While this is part of the series, it can be easily read as a standalone. Takes place throughout Ilya and Shane Explore Boston and beyond.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    5+1

    5 times the Centaurs and other GC friends think Ilya is being a pushy or bossy twat to Shane, and one time they see Shane's true colors.

    Aka, that one time Shane walked Ilya like a dog in front of the Cens and they all had to recalibrate their opinion of their captain's relationship

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    10 Apr 2026

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    “We had a wedding this weekend, Miss Emma! With Uncle Shane,” Ruby Pike announces during Monday morning circle time. Miss Emma nods and tries to play it cool. It was exciting when the Pike twins mentioned Uncle Shane. Like he was just their dad’s totally normal BFF instead of the greatest hockey player Canada had seen in two decades. But she wasn’t going to fangirl in front of the kids.

    “Well, it was a pretend wedding—” Ruby starts to clarify, but then Jade Pike interrupts her.

    “Uncle Ilya said if you do the rings it’s a real wedding.”

    Miss Emma’s eyebrows shoot up into her hairline. Uncle…Ilya? As in…

    “Uncle Ilya said the rings and kiss made it real so we should tell Daddy to get him and Uncle Shane a very, VERY expensive gift,” Jade continues.

    There’s that name again. Uncle Ilya. In the same breath as Uncle Shane. With the word kiss. That couldn’t be right…

    Or: Five times someone unexpected keeps Shane and Ilya’s secret, and one time they don’t have to. Featuring the Pike twins, Zane Boodram’s pregnant wife, Ilya’s neighbors, and more.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.

    Who lives in Canada.

    Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.

    The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.

    Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.

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    24 Jun 2026

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