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Studies in Sunlight and Shadow (of Lonesomeness and Finding You) by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for all_ashes
Fandoms: Midnight Cowboy (1969)
18 Feb 2026
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Joe has done all kinds of things as an artist's model. He's been painted naked and clothed. He's sat for paintings he couldn't identify himself in after they were done. He's been wrapped in plaster bandages and sat still until they hardened around him, then were cut off. He has also just fetched and carried, held stuff up or down, and generally made himself helpful.
Next he's meeting Rico Rizzo.
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Training Exercises (plus or minus Murphy's law) by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for AllieTheBard
Fandoms: Murderbot (TV)
17 Dec 2025
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It was not, quite, an emergency.
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Made With Love by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for echoslam
Fandoms: Twin Peaks (TV 1990)
19 Nov 2025
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Shelly has plans for Leo, all right, and Norma is a key part of them. They have plans together for after that, too.
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a romance of its own, not possible altogether to exclude by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for silveradept
Fandoms: Allstate Insurance "Mayhem" Commercials, Midsummer Night's Dream - Shakespeare
13 Oct 2025
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Mayhem and Puck get along like a house on fire. (Someone else's.)
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Murderbot doesn't like Death by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry) for Sir_Bear
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
23 Sep 2025
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I'd often thought how I'd like reality better if it were more like stories in media. Serve me right to finally get my wish and absolutely hate it.
Recent series
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Sweat, Tears, or the Sea by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
Fandom The Orphan's Tales Series - Catherynne M. Valente
25 Dec 2018
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- Works:
- 2
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Diptych (Old-Fashioned Hat) by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
Fandom Hadestown - Mitchell
24 Apr 2019
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The stories can be read in any order. I've got a pocketful of change is the happy one. And I don't want to go home yet is the sad one. Choose accordingly.
- Words:
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- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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Recent bookmarks
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like the hammer loves the nail by notquiteaghost
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
14 Jun 2026
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The Project worked. The beetles came back.
And Eva Stratt wakes up on an aircraft carrier off the coast of China. And she has to do it again.
Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
14 Jun 2026
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Forays Into Xenophilia and Other Moral Quandaries by Anonymous
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 Jun 2026
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Grace is repulsive.
Grace is disgusting.
Grace is a creeping horror made manifest.
And Rocky wants Grace so badly it makes him look stupid.- Language:
- English
- Words:
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- Chapters:
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- Collections:
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
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- Bookmarks:
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Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
13 Jun 2026
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freak4freak gracerocky by s0lanum
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Jun 2026
- Words:
- 8,419
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 6
Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
09 Jun 2026
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False Friends by IvyLee
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
07 Jun 2026
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In linguistics, a false friend is a word in a different language that sounds similar to a word in your own, but differs significantly in meaning. No word in any Eridian language could possibly be mistaken for English. But Erid absolutely has false friends.
In his right mind, Grace would easily identify the mistaken assumptions inhibiting his integration on Erid. They are:
1: A molecular biologist and a sapient rock can cobble together translation software that reflects the etymological nuance of an entire alien language.
2: Eridians are enough like humans to have an area 51 and look forward to using it.Unfortunately, Grace hasn’t been in his right mind in years.
Or: a ‘Return to Erid’ story where Grace struggles to touch down alone.
Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
07 Jun 2026
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I am healthy, I am whole, but I have poor impulse control by sburbanite
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
05 Jun 2026
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I flex my gloved fingers.
“Just how much power are you giving me, exactly?”
“All of it. Everything.”
“Wow, that's. Wow. Are you sure?”
Rocky makes a keening, high pitched vocalisation that I can feel in my chest.
“I love you. It's the entire point.”
I bury my blazing face in my hands.
“Rocky, you can't just say things like that.”
“I can and I will. Where does the medical robot keep the lubricant?”
Series
- Part 1 of Riches and Wonders
Bookmarked by Age or Wizardry (ageorwizardry)
06 Jun 2026