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so cover your eyes, I have a surprise by acciotomarry
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Sep 2021
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Thomas Riddle-Potter sees a terrible surprise on the morning of his seventh birthday. It's so terrible, he grabs his rucksack and Nagini and runs away from home.
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- Part 1 of blue blood/silver spoons
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I Can Hear The Bells by rocksaltboba (acciotomarry)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2018
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“Hello, Potter Weddings. Your vision, your wedding - you'll have it your way.”
A wheeze sounded over the fire call, “Sounds like Burger King.”
Harry was a wedding planner who couldn’t even keep his own marriage. Like a chef who burned his dishes. But here he was anyway. If his own marriage couldn’t last, he’d make sure other couples get their own happily ever after, starting with a memorable event. Having a long, bitter history with the new client’s fiancé and Harry’s ex-boyfriend, though? That kind of complicates the happy ending.
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Voldemort knew this pointless conference was going nowhere. Luckily, his mummy knew how to cheer him up.
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Non-connecting fics centred on Voldemort|Tom, Harry, and their fictional children. These works are not related to each other unless otherwise stated.
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“Okay—okay, fine. You win,” Harry muttered, sounding as though he’d been struck over the head. “Just…don’t be surprised if this goes nowhere. I’m not as interesting as you think.”
Hardly relevant, as Tom’s interest lay solely in the man’s wallet. To obtain what he needed, he would tailor himself accordingly.
Tom smiled, not releasing Harry’s hands as he spoke. “I like you, Harry. Soon, you’ll like me too.”
Or: Tom’s hunt for his golden goose, and how he came to claim it.
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Bookmarked by acciotomarry
09 Jun 2026
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shane and ilya meet on facebook marketplace. things ensue.
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07 Jun 2026
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Baby Bird by disasterdrow, Taraxinium
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
18 May 2026
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29 May 2026
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Abolish private property by fonduebroski314 (anon_carrots)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
24 May 2026
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Haley
Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?
Shane
So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.Haley
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Wtf?
Katie
Is this guy fr???Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.
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Bookmarked by acciotomarry
26 May 2026
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“Maybe that’s why you got poisoned.” Harry said with a grin. He brushed a stray lock of hair back from Tom’s face, the touch far gentler than Tom expected. “Someone got envious of that pretty face of yours, just like they did with Snow White.”
Or hated my rotten personality. One of those seems more likely than the other, Tom spelled.
Harry laughed. “Ah, yes. The great debate. What is Tom Riddle more,” he mused, “pretty, or awful?”
Pretty awful, appeared in the air.
“Awfully pretty,” Harry replied.
Or: If Harry had accepted Tom’s deal.
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- Part 2 of The Awful Prince and His Misdeeds
Bookmarked by acciotomarry
12 May 2026