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    "I'm sorry," Hongjoong fumbled to stand up. "I'm not what you're looking for. This is a bad idea. I don't have any experience, and you know exactly what you want."

    Or, Hongjoong is trying to figure out what being a Dom means to him and Seonghwa is ready to have some fun while he looks for his next husband.

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    24 Sep 2025

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    Stiles' sophomore year starts something like this:
    3 FourLokos
    + 1 peer-pressuring cat
    - 1 best bro to end all best bros
    = 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads "str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic".
    Derek is the fool who replies.

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    29 Jun 2022

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    A few drinks and one mistake later, Hongjoong and Seonghwa somehow end up exactly back where they started.

    (Or the three times Hongjoong and Seonghwa assume their relationship is platonic, and the one time they finally realize it probably never was.)

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Prince troublemaker Hongjoong gets sent as a “punishment” to marry prince Seonghwa, who no one has ever seen. Hongjoong only heard about the rumors - that the Prince was ugly, maybe even cursed, but turns out that Seonghwa is far from it, he was just shy - and mute.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    The city offers employees a shoddy benefits package, but Jongho is a man for the details. In the back of the handbook are two pages on services designed to match workers with potential mates or service partners, meaning someone to help you through your biological cravings whenever they come around. He’s also heard that this is only offered because the city wants to keep workers busy and their minds on the task at hand. That’s fine with Jongho. He’s grateful they would pay a matching service to connect him with a willing omega who is also looking for something simple.

    Jongho looks up. “You agreed to all this?”

    “Yes," Yeosang nods.

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    Jongho is an urban planner who works for a teetering city in the mountains and has no time to pursue his own omega. Yeosang is looking for a way to focus on his hobbies, and being offered room and board (and favorable touches) sounds like a pretty good deal.

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    14 Jun 2026