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You're fucking batshit crazy!"
"Oh, but you love it, don't you, sweetheart?
Barty is a famous tattoo artist, his work is appreciated and followed by people all over the world. His clients include some of the most famous people around, who pay thousands to have his artwork inked on their skin.
When pretty blonde singer, Evan Rosier, slides in his dms requesting a few pieces, Barty can’t believe it. Being the professional he is, he won’t dare reveal what a huge fan he actually is and when their relationship goes beyond professional boundaries…he won’t complain.
Until months later, Evan releases a song that is clearly all about him and his ability to sleep with any client who flutters his or her eyes at him. Evan’s fans go wild and instantly put the pieces together, resulting in a lot of hate and unwanted attention. With Evan ignoring his calls and messages, Barty has no choice but to hit back in order to defend himself with the help of his famous ex boyfriend…the same man he told Evan not to worry about.
Lots of petty drama, toxic Rosekiller and ofc angst! Background Bartylus,wolfstar, Dorlene, jegulus (endgame) & pandalily and more!
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06 Jun 2026
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Frequently Underpaid, Rarely Unsupervised by C0smic_Kitten
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
04 Jun 2026
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Peter Parker has never met a beautiful person he couldn't embarrass himself in front of.
Unfortunately, Johnny Storm has an Instagram account.
What starts as a few ill advised comments under workout videos turns into an increasingly public pattern of behavior, a growing audience that seems determined to encourage him, and Johnny Storm finding the whole thing far more interesting than he probably should.Bookmarked by absoluteflash
04 Jun 2026
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Atop the Statue of Liberty by lazykim
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Fantastic Four, Marvel
01 Jun 2026
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Johnny and Spider-Man are caught in a compromising position. Queue the media spinning it into something more. Watch as Johnny comes up with a great idea that could end up in one or both of them getting burned in the end.
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02 Jun 2026
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Barty Crouch Jr. is failing half his classes. His solution? Ignore it and hope it goes away.
The University's solution? Assign him a tutor.
Lily Evans is brilliant, patient, but thoroughly unimpressed with Barty's chaos.
At first, Barty hates it. The study sessions, the way Lily won't let him get away with anything. But somewhere between arguing about assignments and late night study sessions, they realise they have more in common than they though.
Specifically, they're both helplessly in love with the Rosier twins.
Lily has been pining for Pandora for weeks. Barty has been in love with Evan for years.
The solution is obvious. Fake dating to make the twins jealous.
What could go wrong?
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A university Au about tutoring sessions that become schemes, fake dating that looks real, and two disasters trying to make the people they love jealous. Featuring established Sirius and Remus, Marlene and Dorcas in denial, James and Regulus fighting (flirting), and the cutest Peter and Mary you've ever seen.
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02 Jun 2026
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Wally West thinks almost everything is beautiful... but only thinks Dick Grayson is hot, hot, HOT!
or: 5 things Wally West finds hot in Dick Grayson, and the one thing Dick Grayson finds hot about Wally West.
Inspired by the song Something About You by Eyedress
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- Part 2 of And It Is Hot, Hot, Hot!
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31 May 2026