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    Bill jailbreaks the afterlife via reincarnation. With half his powers missing. And is immediately captured.

    But neither side knows whether killing his new body will unleash a feeble human ghost or a powerful energy being and no one's risking it. No prob! Bill's sure he can befriend or escape his captors before they find a god-killing weapon; but THEY'LL never befriend HIM—

    —enter Mabel Pines.

    Listen, y'all know what to expect from a human Bill redemption fic. But this is the only one that's about: the dysphoria of being a triangle in an alien body; gifted kid burnout; befriending the ENTIRE town (we're talking Robbie, Mrs. Gleeful, Tyler, EVERYONE); and... Bill getting cursed to forget how doorknobs work. (Plus illustrations!!)

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    12 Aug 2024

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    Sometime during their unstoppable descent into the realm of the damned, it became apparent to V1 that they are merely a chess piece, moving at the hands of an unseen player; one that is swiftly closing in on the other for a resounding checkmate. At the very end of Hell, Gabriel loses his final match with the machine that unwittingly broke the shackles he had noticed far too late.

    Rather than putting an end to his existence, V1 instead takes the opportunity to shatter the board and stop the game.

    In the aftermath, both machine and archangel are left standing in the settling dust of the collapsed echelons of creative order. But a scorched earth isn't always the end. Something will eventually grow from the ashes of utter destruction, if given the chance.

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    09 Nov 2024

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    After the disaster that was the "Escape the Circus" adventure, Caine decides to try something new. AU.

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    12 Mar 2026

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  4. Rec 7

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    Soundwave wasn’t ashamed to admit it. He had fallen in love with Shockwave before he had met him, before he knew his face or name.

    Young, overwhelmed by his own power, Soundwave drowned. Foreign thoughts roared and shook him senseless. And Soundwave was a speck at the mercy of the waves. He struggled for a while pathetically until even that meager resistance was snuffed out, his mind swallowed by the torrent.

    Slumped in an alley, legs covered in the energon he expelled upon them, optics dimly shining, Soundwave was just another piece of trash for people to step over. That was the fate Primus had given him.

    Oh, but in this tumbling chaos, Soundwave found god.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Everyone has their duo, why should he feel so alone?

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    23 Dec 2025

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