ZoeTheNormalBeing
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“‘Lance duty’?” Lance questions as they start to head towards the piles of food.
“Yeah,” Hunk shrugs. “Your last incident was one too many, apparently, because Shiro set up a schedule where everyone has to stick with you and make sure you don’t cause an incident.”
“You’re kidding me,” Lance says, incredulous and kind of terrified.
“Nope,” Hunk says, somehow oblivious to Lance’s inner turmoil.
I’m gonna die, Lance thinks to himself, hysterical. I’m a dead man walking.
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Or, Lance is an incubus. The team doesn't know he's an incubus, and they constantly disrupt his flirting.
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Keith leaves to get a communicator via Kosmo to contact his mom. He then proceeds to be gone for ten minutes when it normally takes three. And then, he pops back up with Kosmo, exhausted and delirious.
Lance, reasonably, is confused as all hell. Serious FOMO vibes.
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The aftermath of You Ruined Him. I suggest reading that first, but I sum it up... decently well in this fic.
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- Part 2 of Moving On
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Allura looks shocked and baffled.
"What? Why-"
"You bitch!" Keith thunders and storms over to Allura and pokes her in the chest to accentuate his absolute rage. "You don't even realize what you've done, do you? You don't even realize how much of an ass you truly are?"
"I don't understand-"
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Or, Keith has been pissed at Allura for years. When Kosmo brings Keith somewhere far too familiar, he finally gets to let that anger out.
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- Part 1 of Moving On
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As Keith leaves the room, he slowly starts to jog before turning it into a sprint to his room. Like maybe he can leave his realizations behind and remain in the world of pleasant cluelessness.
Because now?
Now Keith realizes that he loves Lance.
And that he's susceptible to Hypothemos.
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Or, Keith has a disease similar to Hanahaki, but thankfully isn't a death sentence.
It can still kill him, though, and thus navigating with this disease is a big challenge.
Will he survive, or will the cold consume him?
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Soulmates.
People who are meant to be together as long as possible because they are perfect for each other.
Too bad 1% of the human population failed to get that memo.
And, unfortunately enough, Lance was a part of that percent.
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Lance learns he's an Unrequited, forced to pine after someone who will never love him back.
...but who would've thought it was more complicated than that?
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Lance had been ruined by Allura in more ways than one, and Keith was forced to watch Lance tear himself apart.
After a talk with Allura, Keith can finally help Lance put the pieces back together.
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The Lions of Voltron can turn into actual lions. Who knew, right? When Allura tells them of this news, Lance is ecstatic. The only problem? Lance figures out that he somehow has one of the strongest bonds with Blue. To keep the others from feeling bad about their own progress, he keeps this information to himself.
It doesn’t take long for certain others to think he’s not taking everything seriously.
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- Part 1 of Amateurs at War
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27 Feb 2023
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Lance is under no hallucination when he says he’s an attractive person. He IS attractive. Hunk thinks so, his mom thinks so- the people who truly matter all agree that Lance McClain is one fine piece of ass. So it was only a matter of time before everyone else started noticing it too.
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AU where everything’s the same but the Galra are smitten with Lance -
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As heir to the kingdom, Lance always thought he knew exactly what life had in store for him. That is, until a dragon kidnaps him at the age of sixteen. Suddenly his life is a lot less parties, lessons, and castles, and a hell of a lot more barren mountains, grumpy dragons, and boredom. From heir to prize, in just one night.
So now he’s stuck living in a cave with an adolescent, grumpy dragon who doesn’t seem to want him there but still won’t let him go. Not to mention his annoying habit of defeating every suitor who tries to come rescue Lance.
As much as he hates to admit it, he’s probably going to be here for a while. So he might as well settle in and get to know this dragon named Keith.
Bookmarked by ZoeTheNormalBeing
02 Jun 2022
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"A Dragon's Treasure" is an awesome fic and I'm in love???? Holy crap????????????
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Lance and Keith have a fight while being in a secret relationship. Keith accidentally quotes Taylor Swift while trying to reconcile, and Lance takes a small while to realize.
Inspired by Stay, Stay, Stay (Taylor’s Version) by Taylor Swift.
Bookmarked by ZoeTheNormalBeing
23 May 2022
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I broke 69 bookmarks to bookmark this fic, so you know it's good.
Includes one of my favorite and not-well-covered tropes of "no one believes they're dating" and I wanna cry I love these kinds of fics-
Also it all ties up into a nice bow! And the "Stay, Stay, Stay" title reference throughout is awesome.
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So, an argument is how it begins. A confession at a drinks table, on a planet so far from home, Lance can’t even begin calculating the distance. A perfect romance story in a science fiction world.
Or, it would be if anyone believed them
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Bookmarked by ZoeTheNormalBeing
31 Mar 2020
Bookmarker's Notes
Hilarious in the best way possible and one of my favorite tropes... if "no one believes they're dating" is a trope.
Number of Rereads: To many to count. Maybe 9? (Spread out over time so it's hard to remember lol)