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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    "Is that a threat?" Cato cocks his head at me, but I can tell by his tone that he knows I won't be the one to turn on him.

     

    "You know damn good and well that I don't need to wait till you're asleep to be able to kill you," I reply. "I want to be able to look you in the eye when I slit your throat."

     

    He smirks. I swear I think I see him lick his lips for a split second. I narrow my eyes at him in return. He's enjoying this too much.

     


    Or: the AU in which Clove and Cato accidentally have a one-night-stand and have to learn the hard way that actions do in fact have consequences!

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    19 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    “Question. What do you want to see? You still haven't told me what this is about.” Mikey said, as he put his feet up on his desk while his brother continued to mess with the wig in front of the mirror that was forcefully attached to all the dresser doors in every dorm. “Does it have something to do with Ray?”

    “Ray is not my boyfriend, we've been over this.” Gerard said, rolling his eyes in the mirror.

    “So you say.” Mikey muttered, picking up the spiderman comic he'd been reading.

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    or: It's 2006, in a boarding school, with people who are convinced Ray and Gerard are gay. Gerard has other issues to worry about, like how he liked wearing a long-haired wig just a bit too much.

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    19 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 34

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    Right near the end of the battle of Hogwarts, Draco switches sides, sacrificing everything in the process. Harry invites him to come and stay at Grimmauld Place.

    And then they were roomates.

    And it doesn't take long for friendship and trauma bonding to blossom into something more.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    "My wife thinks Hollander is pregnant."

    It comes off as lighthearted, and Ilya makes his decision before nodding hesitantly.

    "Da. I think so too," he whispers, petting Lolly's gold fur.

    Coach Wiebe blinks, also hesitant to go on before uttering out—"Oh. Really."

    "Problem is I do not how to tell him this."

    Or: Shane gets knocked up before they play on Ottawa together and refuses to deal with it. Ilya thinks he's doing the same thing.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    In late October, Ilya picks up some kind of freakish Canadian flu that dogs him into November.

    It is the weirdest shit. He has to duck out of practice because his nose starts bleeding twice in one week and he wakes up in a hotel in Columbus with another one that leaves stains on the pillow. On the flight back to Ottawa, Hazy drops into the seat next to Ilya midflight and asks, "This isn't, like, a cocaine thing, right?"

    Ilya laughs so hard it's probably a little rude.

    They have a plan. Ilya's body has a different plan.

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    18 Jun 2026