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“My arch-nemesis has a husband, so what?” 19-year-old Suho rolls his eyes using, apparently, 26-year-old Suho’s body. “Yeon Sieun’s marriage has nothing to do with me. Try again. A more interesting fact.”
Baku offers him a look somewhere between pity and exasperation. “You’re the husband.”
Or: One minute, Suho’s filing for divorce. The next, an accident reverts him to nineteen—and his husband is his mortal enemy.
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21 May 2026
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The universe Bruce wakes up in has superheroes, aliens and, somewhat more strangely, it also has four children living in Wayne Manor.
Bruce Wayne is almost forty. He's been an innovator, a philanthropist and GQ's Most Wanted twelve years counting. He doesn't remember being a dad. But now that he is, he's going to be the best dad one could possibly be.
Or: Batman is a dick. AU-Bruce saves the day.
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- Part 1 of The French Mistake(s)
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20 May 2026
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And then Bruce and HIS kids lived happily ever after
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There’s a few rings, then the phone picks up.
“Wayne Residence.”
That’s funny, Tim thinks, Mrs. Mac doesn’t sound like herself.
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On a hot July evening while home alone, eight-year-old Tim gets a fever. He means to ask Mrs. Mac for help — but ends up accidentally calling Alfred Pennyworth. Somehow, even in sickness, he wins all the hearts of the Wayne family in one fell swoop.- Language:
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20 May 2026
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Gloved fingers close over Tim’s throat and slowly begin to squeeze.
“Jason!” he gasps, choking. “Have you ever read Macbeth?”
The Red Hood stares at him like Tim just slapped him with a fish.
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With his grades slipping, Tim worries Bruce will take Robin away. So when the Red Hood breaks into his room with the intent to kill him, Tim decides it's a good idea to ask him for help on his English homework.It works. And then it doesn't. And then Tim solves a mystery and almost dies anyway.
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20 May 2026
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Oh my children
“Please, Hood, don’t let Paris — don’t let him kill me,” he begs, his nose rubbing against the Kevlar against Hood’s bicep. “I’d — I’d rather have you do it. I want you, not him.”
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Oh.
"...you’ve always been my…”There’s so many things he could say.
Robin. Hero. Fantasy big brother — like fantasy football, but with family members.
But Tim doesn’t want to sound creepy, so he settles on, “… S-Superman ice cream.” Wait. What? “I mean, um, I like Superman ice cream. Which you got for me when you were… actually, what I mean is, nightmares are bad.” It’s too late to backtrack. “And you… ice cream… good.”
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“Show me those pupils.”
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LMFAOAOOASuperman icecream 🥹
I love them
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While trying to take down a drug cartel that deals with memory altering drugs, things go awry, and Batman wakes up with no recollection of the last five years.
As a result, his family must now race against time to find the antidote, while also having to deal with a Bruce who still thinks Jason is Robin. A Bruce who doesn't recognise most of them. A Bruce far less jaded and cynical than the one they're used to. A Bruce who still cares.