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  1. Public Bookmark 82

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    Wei Ying is no innocent virgin okay? He’s had sex before. Lots of it even! Well okay that’s not entirely true. But he has had sex. With women. But the thing is, Wei Ying doesn’t only like women, he likes men too. He just has this one teensy little problem when it comes to closing the deal with guys. He panics. He can flirt with girls all day, every day. But for some reason when he tries to flirt with a hot guy his brain shuts down or something and he either can’t make a single noise or says the absolute worst things.

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    Wei Ying sucks at hitting on guys, but he has decided that tonight he'll finally be successful. And luckily for him, the Most Beautiful Man in the World is right in front of him.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    The Yiling Patriarch makes a bargain with the cultivation world. He'll give them the power to defeat Wen Ruohan. No more death. No more war.

    All he wants in return is Lan Wangji.

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    27 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    With that, Wei Ying shimmied out of his pants. "There we go, all set. Like what you see?" he teased. Lan Wangji shut his eyes tightly, refusing to even look at Wei Ying, who was now standing fully naked by the fire. I'll give it to him, he's stubborn! "Aw man, will my favorite gege not even grace me with a look?"

    Lan Wangji obstinately whipped his face the other direction.

    "It's just a dick. We both have one!" Wei Ying insisted between snickers. Still, Lan Wangji pointedly refused to turn his way. Oh yeah? If that’s how it was gonna be, then Wei Ying was left with no choice. Very well then. Determined to give Lan Zhan the shock of his life, he reached up first to coat his palm with a decent amount of spit and then back down to take himself in hand. This will get him good, he thought, with mischievous glee.

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    incense burner-esque activites with wangxian trapped in the xuanwu's cave. lan zhan's not looking good... however will wei ying coax that bad blood out of him? undressing didn't even work! unless...

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    26 May 2026

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    Wei Ying decides to do the 'walk in naked on _____' challenge to his roommate, Lan Zhan.

    Things do not go as planned.

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    23 May 2026

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    Lan Zhan usually sleeps through his roommate's shenanigans, but he finds it hard to ignore it this time.

     

    Or, wangxian are roommates and Lan Zhan catches Wei Ying masturbating.

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    23 May 2026