YourFriendTheCosmonaut
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Toy Boy by Patroclus_K (YourFriendTheCosmonaut), YourFriendTheCosmonaut
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
21 May 2021
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Iman Mofazazkar moves to Paris following the death of his mother. The longer he stays the more attached he is; especially to a certain blonde model. But he has a secret, and it's so big he thinks it might crush him. Oh yeah, and he's queer.
This is my first time posting anything. Tags and ratings will update as I go. If anything is missing please let me know.
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lover, come over by LArtemys
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Mar 2026
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She's got her mouth open, too, ready to snap at him to leave, because Shane does not need this right now. He can come back, if he has to, when her son's less fucking vulnerable, high on painkillers and reeling from mood-swings; not that she thinks he will, which, good. Really, she's just about to, when Shane's voice sounds.
"Ilyaaaaa!" he lets out delightedly.
For another long moment, nobody moves.
Rozanov's face has contorted. His brows are furrowed and he's looking only at Shane. Is he confused? Yuna's pretty damn confused. Because–
"Il-yaaaa!" Shane repeats, loud and sounding – ecstatic, really. Absolutely ecstatic.
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- Part 1 of the lover verse
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03 Jun 2026
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“Grigori has never liked that Ilya plays hockey here," Svetlana says. "He has always wanted him to play back in Russia. When he hears about the Ottawa trade, he will be worse than before. You must not let Ilya do this, do you understand?”
“Would he?” Shane asks.
“Grigori is dangerous because he is persistent,” Svetlana says. “He wears people down. He makes them small. This is what he did to Ilya’s mama, and he now he does this to Ilya. Ilya can survive it because he is a world away. He will not survive it if Grigori is the only voice in his head all the time.”
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Or: Grigori Rozanov never develops Alzheimer's. Even from across the globe, he maintains influence over Ilya, his career, and, unknowingly, his relationship.
Being told that they can't come out makes Shane speed-run being ready to do just that and tell the world that he loves Ilya Rozanov.
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02 Jun 2026
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Is this how the Christians felt when Jesus left that cave? by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Feb 2026
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r/relationshipadvice
1 week ago
Lilybear_1221UPDATE: I am no longer dating Jane.
Ilya and Shane return to reddit.
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- Part 5 of Lily and Jane's Reddit Adventures
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07 May 2026
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The Reddit post that was heard round the world by TheMagicSpoon
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
28 Feb 2026
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A Reddit post highlighting the various rumours surrounding Shane and Ilya's relationship manages to escape containment and create internet drama. Shane and Ilya decide to come out on their own terms and internet chaos ensues.
UPDATE: Not continuing this. Extremely sorry!
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07 May 2026
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Pub(l)ic Property: Groin by orangememory
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Mar 2026
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In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.
Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.
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- English
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07 May 2026