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Luz dials a wrong number on a crow phone. Belos strangely finds comfort in talking to a stranger who doesn’t know that he’s the Emperor.
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“Of all the imbeciles that attained immortality,” Enki gripes. “Of course it had to be you.”
Cahara leans back in his chair, watching Enki pace back and forth across the room. He’s been at it for a good ten minutes, at least. “Sorry?” he offers.
Enki whips around, pointing a long crooked finger in his direction. “Don’t,” he warns. “Don’t speak.”
Cahara flashes him a winning smile. “I thought the entire point of this meeting was for me to speak.”
“That was before I knew it was you,” he stresses.
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Cahara brings the girl to the dark altar. She becomes the God of Fear and Hunger. She brings Cahara to the tenth level.
He doesn’t die immediately.
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“Okay,” Hunter says, raising his hands to her own and starting to pry her fingers off his shoulders. “Okay. I know I said I wouldn’t tell Belos anything, but–”
“Are you insane?” Luz shakes his hands off and tightens her grip. “He’ll kill me.”
Hunter balks. “He’d never hurt you. He’s your father.”
“My dad died from cancer when I was seven years old,” she corrects sharply, her voice unintentionally dropping an octave. She sees Hunter freeze. “Belos tried killing me and my mentor a few weeks ago. He might love his daughter, but I’m not her.”
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Luz wakes up in a world where Belos is her dad. The plan: find a way back home.
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Callie has been part of the Squidbeak Splatoon for a long time. She knows how things go – claim turf, beat the baddies, and blast them to oblivion. Every agent that has joined after her got the memo pretty quickly, and this new Agent Three won’t be any different.
When Three refuses to kill Mr. Grizz during the final battle, forcibly takes control of Octavio’s ship, and sucks the ooze out of the bear until he’s (relatively) harmless, Callie might have to admit that she doesn’t know Three super well.
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(Pacifist Route AU – Mr. Grizz doesn’t die/get stuck in space)
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“You are but a fledgling god, but a god nonetheless,” Bill explains, fishing a necklace from under his shirt. “Favored by the Titan and powerful enough to best the Huntsman – you have proven yourself the higher being, you see. It is our duty to make sure your will is seen and that you are protected!”
The pendant at the end of the necklace is a light glyph. Her light glyph.
Luz is speechless.
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Luz deals with the unintended consequences of being very publicly announced as god's favorite.
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Bright Bits of String by buryyourgaydar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Nov 2025
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Shen Jiu rescues a kitten from the corpse of a dead child. He decides to keep it.
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31 May 2026
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Twice Knotted Red String by nachtofthedead for Gaemax
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 May 2026
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The position of Water Prison guard is not a particularly well regarded one. Naturally, this is the exact position Shen Yuan finds himself deposited in when he transmigrates from his world to “Proud Immortal Demon Way”. How lucky. He stands daily outside of Shen Qingqiu's cell and listens to screaming.
Eventually, Shen Yuan's tendency of collecting strays kicks into gear, and Luo Binghe has a life-altering realization. The red string of fate becomes twisted, strangling and knotted, around three lives.
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26 May 2026
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Down to the River by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Mar 2026
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Shen Yuan has been transmigrated into the body of a nameless random in a wuxia universe and has yet to figure out which one...or at least that was the case until his terrible neighbors fished a baby out of the river.
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“Is that a baby?” Shen Yuan squawked before being hushed from every angle. A few of the men looked over their shoulders back towards the village and Shen Yuan abruptly understood the root of their concern.They didn’t want their wives to overhear.
‘Not good,’ Shen Yuan thought. They wouldn’t be worried about that if they weren’t planning to do something awful.
“It’s a fish,” one of the older, burlier men who acted as the de facto leader of the river folk said as he fixed Shen Yuan with a glare. “Just a fish.”
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Or: that one where Shen Yuan is just a fisherman. Did you not hear him say that he was just a fisherman? Why does no one believe him when he says that?Bookmarked by YogurtHoops
26 May 2026
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Where Does the River Flow If Not To You? by Cinaed
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jun 2026
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Shen Yuan does not believe in the gods. An unusual way of thinking for a priest, but he didn't choose this life. His desperate family offered him to Luo Binghe's temple in the hope that the river god could save his life. But that was many years ago, and now the temple stands empty and forgotten. There's no one to stop him from leaving. And so he does.
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24 May 2026
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Fortune Favours The Brave by RestMyCase
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Mar 2026
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“I’m serious!” Shen Yuan continued, warming to the idea immediately. “You’ve got the whole vibe down. The calm, the posture, the ‘I could sentence you to death but I’m feeling merciful today’ expression.”
The man leaned back, thinking harder.
“Maybe a scholar type,” he mused aloud. “Though if you were in that novel you'd probably end up the antagonist.”
He wrinkled his nose.
“And let me tell you—nobody wants to be Shen Qingqiu.”
Shen Jiu’s fan stilled.
Shen Jiu’s bad, worse, and somehow good day in modern Shanghai, featuring the mortifying ordeal of being known.
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