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An Ode to the Losers / 败者为王 by Wynefire
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF, Object and Concept Anthropomorphism
28 May 2026
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圣日尔曼有点悲伤地叹了口气。“唉，海布里小姐，去年半决赛的时候我也想问：您怎么变成这副样子了呢……？”似乎是见安娜要张嘴反驳他赶忙补充。“不是说您的口气。老实说，比起您以前有点吓人的优等生形象来，现在这样的坏脾气还要更亲切一些呢！但您以前明明能踢出那么美丽的足球，而现在，却成了如此不择手段的人……
“海布里小姐，我是想跟您踢出一场名垂青史的决赛的。”
欧冠卫冕冠军诚挚地握住她的手。
“但当您不再执着于冠军的时候，您才能获得冠军……这一点，您为什么不明白呢？”
冠军，是阿森纳给自己的新名字。她要变得狠毒，冷血。她害怕自己输掉欧冠决赛，即使从未赢过。绝望的戴上了面具。或：拜仁与巴黎的欧冠半决赛结束后，阿森纳潜入安联偷取巴黎的头发以便下咒作法。
2026年欧冠决赛展望（毒奶）之作。CP是仁塔和……厂刺厂？大概？？以及各种随口一提的乱炖。
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- Part 4 of Football Clubs, But Hetaliafied / 球队拟人
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The Hope of La Liga / 西班牙足球未来的希望!! by Wynefire
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF, Object and Concept Anthropomorphism
19 May 2026
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青蛙害怕地瞅着面前的《马卡报》和《世界报》。“呱？”他不确定地问。
“呱！”马卡报两眼放光。“哦多么独特啊，一个配得上冠军的口头禅。”他在小本本上奋笔疾书。“莱万特UD——莱万尔多·格拉诺塔先生——您是本赛季让我家主人皇家马德里一败涂地的黑马！”
“您是将我家主人巴塞罗那踩在脚下的霸主。”
“您是西甲第一……”
“您是太阳。是全西班牙足球未来的希望！”
谢谢莱万特狙击塞尔塔助力贝蒂斯创造历史杀进欧冠！！那天看着2-2比分我心想如果莱万特真能赢下这场我就做个拟人设定以表感谢，于是有了这篇。带有少量皇萨元素，背景是2011赛季前半程莱万特队史唯一一次登顶西甲。
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- Part 3 of Football Clubs, But Hetaliafied / 球队拟人
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The Irreplaceable / 天下无双 by Wynefire
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF, Object and Concept Anthropomorphism
04 May 2026
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“如果塞维琳娜还是塞维琳娜这场德比她不会输得这么惨……”伊莎贝拉竟然听起来有些失落，“以至于未来在遥远的伊斯坦布尔，我和阿斯顿维拉的欧联决赛，都会比这，更像是真正的塞维利亚德比。”她的蠢妹妹幸福地叹了口气。“欧联八冠要八年。到那时，不仅是伊斯科你，埃克托尔，马克，甚至连东尼也……更不要说佩莱格里尼老爷子啦。到时候，我皇家贝蒂斯还能靠谁呢？”
“或许你可以请来埃梅里先生，既然他是欧联专家。”
“他不会来的。对他来说，塞维利亚是不可取代的。”
“那他为什么不回来救塞维利亚呢？”
“这就是问题所在。对于塞维琳娜来说，没有人是不可取代的。”
——乌奈·埃梅里，2013年至2016年间担任塞维利亚主教练，在执教塞维利亚的三个赛季中，他每个赛季都帮助球队赢得了欧联冠军……故事应当就在这里结局不是吗？
或：2026年塞维降级前夜，埃梅里 x 塞维利亚FC
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- Part 2 of Football Clubs, But Hetaliafied / 球队拟人
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之后，等吉良的媒体采访和队内的庆功宴都已结束，你和他一起走回家，因为倒霉的你和他住在同一条街上。
“你的传球还是那么漂亮！”吉良拍了拍你的后背。
“小事儿。”你告诉他，因为你是真心庆幸自己不是前锋。毕竟假如你是一难的9号，还错失了那脚绝平比赛的射门，你十有八九就当场自杀了。
授权翻译，原作者rivercloudss。从他心累队友的视角，讲述吉良凉介从被蓝色监狱选中到被踢出来的全过程。
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But soon, his “symptoms” would emerge. A logbook showing records of borrowing the same match tape over and over. Excessively frequent appointments with a massage therapist as if treating psychosomatic symptoms. A lone figure before the goal, in the dead of the night — so Noa avoided the pitch. The empty pitch reminded him of penalty kicks, of this summer’s World Cup final, and how he had destroyed everything — stop. Anyway, if Snuffy didn’t know the “solution,” he would soon destroy himself. And his self-destruction would surely destroy Bastard Munich.
(But once Snuffy destroyed himself, Noa’s starting spot would be secure.)
(Then why was Noa saving him?)
In winter 2006, having transferred to Bastard Munich after a disastrous World Cup final, Noa received an unexpected request from the team's ace.
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Spinning the Wheel / 轮回 by Wynefire
Fandoms: Men's Football RPF, Object and Concept Anthropomorphism
12 Jan 2026
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所以，当伊斯科当天深夜造访她的办公室，对着一地砸烂的血橙无花果欲言又止，是她首先打破那尴尬的沉默：没想到你喜欢这样的型。什么型？安东尼这样的型啊。巴西边锋，左脚将，绚丽的盘带，一招鲜的射门，你显然对某种类型的男人毫无抵抗力……等等！你以为自己藏得很好吗？说实话，还挺可爱的……干嘛这么可怜兮兮地瞪着我，在求我在今夏给你找个替代品吗？……喂把你的狗狗眼收一收，如果你夏天友谊赛输给科莫，如果你输给科莫害我丢脸，如果你害我在东尼面前丢脸，你还不如就被你老东家马拉加给踢断腿算了……在那里傻站着干什么？出去！快出去！难道没人警告过你不要爱上一位租借球员吗？没人警告过你不！要！爱！上！一！位！租！借！球！员！吗！难道你以为安东尼会因为你留下来？难道你以为安东尼会因为我留下来！？恋爱脑也得有个限度吧弗朗西斯科·阿拉尔孔，他这样的好球员，难道会——怎么会——绝不会——也绝不该被困在我这种破地方！……哭的是你！我又没哭！所以别过来……别、别他妈给我纸巾……你这样就像爱上贵族小姐的穷小子，上门提亲结果被爵爷一屁股踢出欧洲，而被他拒绝也许是一件好事，因为、因为——
所以此刻她为什么会在曼彻斯特？为什么？
因为她知道华金为什么会在曼彻斯特。因为他想要签下安东尼而伊莎贝拉绝对不会让他得逞。她要先下手为强。她必须阻止华金签下安东尼。因为一旦坠入爱河她就会粉身碎骨……
而，上帝啊，这并不是特里亚纳的伊莎贝拉第一次坠入爱河了。
人们常说，你永远不应该爱上一名租借球员，然而为时已晚。或：塞维利亚少女坠入爱河。
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- Part 1 of Football Clubs, But Hetaliafied / 球队拟人
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Psychology. Yes. That’s the biggest common ground I share with Jin. As long as I keep the conversation within that boundary, I’ll be safe for him. No triggers. No blaming. Absolutely, absolutely no mentioning of Yoichi. I have to make him comfortable. Make him feel safe. Make him think I’ve forgotten everything, that nothing has changed.
Even so, the moment her younger brother — back to Japan after years in Europe — stepped out of the elevator, she still blurted out, “God, Jin, how are you so thin now?”
And Jin gave a smile. “Sis. It’s been a while.”
What will you have left, if football is taken away from you?
In summer 2000, after a complicated relationship with his PXG Alpha teammate Noel Noa, the 17-year-old Alpha Ego Jinpachi returned to his hometown of Saitama, Japan, only to discover he was pregnant. His sister Ego Iyo — now Isagi Iyo — offered to adopt the child, but not every shattered dream could be easily pieced back.
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Yes. We are both monsters. A Tower full of monsters, and their leader might as well be the biggest monster of all.
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Does the Devil Know He Is a Devil? by Chante-au-bistrot-82 (Wynefire)
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga)
31 Aug 2025
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If he had an umbrella, he would have already left. Before the reporters arrived. Or Twitter influencers, or JFU officials, or… lawyers. Damn lawyers. Or hysterical parents? He could recall everything about the three hundred candidates. Nishioka Hajime’s father had died early, leaving his mother to raise a son on her own. Nishioka Kiyoi. That was her name. What sort of tone would the travel-worn Nishioka Kiyoi take when she stepped into the hospital room? How would she accuse him? Curse him? The U-20 World Cup was only thirty days away, and the final roster still needed fine-tuning. He had an entire national team to train, an entire tactical system to shape, and absolutely no time to deal with that subpoena —
The door suddenly opened.
The smell of blood. The taste of rain. In the dead hush of the hospital room, the sound of a black umbrella snapping shut resounded like a gunshot.
“Ego-san?” asked the newcomer.
“Kira Ryosuke,” Ego Jinpachi answered without turning around. “It’s been a while.”
For Blue Lock Rarepair Week Day 8 (freeform). At the eve of the U20 World Cup, Ego Jinpachi held a friendly conversation with a ghost from the past.
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The Judgement Day by Chante-au-bistrot-82 (Wynefire)
Fandoms: Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan
26 Jul 2025
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What the… ?! Logain almost snapped his head up on reflex to see if Taim was making one of those Borderland jokes again. To see if this wasn’t the M’Hael but still Mazrim Taim, with a familiar almost-smile playing at his lips: his best lover and best friend. But Logain knew nothing of the Shadow’s plans. And nothing about Taim, unlike he had foolishly assumed. So he barked a few times imitating his faithful hound Jez from his childhood memory before Taim withdrew his boot and crouched down so they were eye to eye.
“So it’s real…” He held Logain’s face in both hands. “You’re not here anymore.”
He lowered his head and gave a muffled laugh.
“In this case, things will be much easier…”
Then, he leaned close to Logain’s ear:
“Don’t show any mercy,” he ordered, “just fuck me now.”
There really isn’t a way out, not once the Great Lord has his claws in you. But there is a way to fight, to make up for a little of what you’ve done — or so Taim thought.
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- Part 2 of What the Oath Rod Cannot Do
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封锁消息没有任何意义，但再在这里待下去也没有任何意义。若不是没伞，他该在第一班记者抵达医院前离开这里。第一班记者，或自媒体博主，或JFU官员，或……律师。杀千刀的律师。或是歇斯底里的家长？很不幸他记得这300人的每一点细节：西冈初的父亲早逝，是他的母亲独力抚养遗腹子长大……西冈清，她的名字是西冈清。青森离东京七百公里，风尘仆仆的西冈清，在踏入病房后，会用怎样的声调指责他？控诉他？离U20世界杯分明只剩三十天，大名单尚待磨合，他有一整支国家队要训练，要一整套战术要设计，根本没空去管那张传——
门突然开了。
暴雨的味道。血的味道。在这空旷死寂的病房之内，黑伞收合的声音如同枪响。
“绘心先生？”来人问。
“吉良凉介，”绘心没有回头，“好久不见。”
U20世界杯开战之前，绘心甚八与一位来自过去的鬼魂友好协商。
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My Heart If You Swear by Chante-au-bistrot-82 (Wynefire)
Fandoms: Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan
12 Jul 2025
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Yet Taim’s forehead stayed pressed against Logain’s. It was from his skin that Logain sensed his sigh. “… Do you know the Bond I intend to use on those Aes Sedai, the one with the ‘extra bit’?”
“I was there when Taril demonstrated it.”
“Kiss me, then. And command me to speak only the truth.”
He stared into Logain’s eyes.
“Over with secrecy. I’d be completely honest. Would that satisfy you, Asha’man Ablar?”
Or: Mazrim Taim decided to have hope for future one last time.
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- Part 1 of What the Oath Rod Cannot Do
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To Die From a Sword by Chante-au-bistrot-82 (Wynefire)
Fandoms: Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan
20 Jun 2025
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“I let him go,” Taim said. “What good is a sword?” Another stone exploded. “The moment I pick it up, I practically risk stabbing myself, and I’ve never felt any lack from not carrying one. Now they have the One Power.” (Lord of Chaos, Chapter 11: “Lessons and Teachers”)
“I can do both,” [Taim] said quickly. “I have found five [potential students] over the years — not that I was really looking — but only one had the courage to go beyond the testing.” He hesitated, then added, “He went mad after two years. I had to kill him before he killed me.” (Lord of Chaos, Chapter 2: “A New Arrival”)
Rand took a slow breath. “You teach them Healing?”
“The little I know… A weapon loses its utility if it’s going to be laid up with the first wound. As it is, I have had one kill himself drawing too deeply and three burn themselves out, but no one has died from a sword yet.” (Lord of Chaos, Chapter 42: “The Black Tower”)
Taim was terrible with a sword. Logain was excellent with one. A story about power struggle, reconciliation, and the fact that a Borderland man’s Nameday is the day he receives his first sword.
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But Ego didn’t let go of the box. “Noel, don’t be so childish,” he said lightly. “Guess what I just told the teammates?”
“Boasting about your nightclub adventure?” Noa snapped, startled by his own hostility.
Ego smiled. “After my ankle surgery, I’ve been thinking, my life until now couldn’t have been more wrong.”
The teammates perked up. “Yes! Let Noa hear it too!”
“I cared too much about football. Too much. I cared it too much to notice everything else… But what will I have left, if football is taken away from me?”
“Hear, hear!”
“So I made a wishlist.” Ego produced that little locked notebook again and cleared his throat theatrically. “‘Perform magic at a high-end nightclub,’ ‘Buy a handsome sports car,’ ‘Produce stunning art that speaks to one’s heart,’ ‘Explore Paris and kiss my love by the Seine’… All pretty tasteful pursuits, aren’t they?”
“Ooh! Very tasteful!”
“Noel,” Ego declared, “I’m gonna quit being a football fanatic, and live like a normal person from now on!”
PXG!NoaEgo, a Parisian love story.
Or: Jinpachi Ego had a wishlist. After his retirement due to injury, he decided to tick off each dream one by one.
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Taim’s eyes didn’t leave Logain’s face. “For the past moon phase, every morning, I would find a letter by my pillow, each beginning with a secret of mine and ending on an invitation to meet with you in private. An invitation… or a threat. I would have interrogated everyone in the camp had those secrets not been so personal.” A coldness glinted in his eyes. “Shall I be flattered by your torrid advances?”
Time Travel AU
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And the blonde girl next to Mazrina hurled curses that drowned out Logaine’s screaming. “Slut! Cunt! You stupid whore!” Atalla Mishraile’s high-heeled boots rang out on the dungeon’s stone floor with sharp, perfect clicks. “Spreading your legs so eagerly for an Aes Sedai, hum?” She threw a vicious kick on the unconscious Gabriel Brawley. “You could’ve joined the M’Hael. Join our White Tower. We’re Asha’man, we’re sisters! But you just can’t live without a cock — ”
Tovein had heard enough.
Maybe it wasn’t the best time to play his trump card, but if he had ever learned when to keep his mouth shut, after having fallen from his position as a Red Ajah Sitter he wouldn’t have led a Black Tower expedition to this utter ruination. So he purred in the vilest tone he could muster: “I didn’t recognize you from a distance… But you’ve grown into a rare beauty now, Mazrina.”
Or: Where Saidar was tainted and everyone was sex-swapped. Tovein Sedai had never imagined such a sweet girl would turn out to be a witch. But here he was, reunited with Mazrina Taim — the girl of his dream — at a witch-hunting expedition to the Lady Dragon’s White Tower.
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King of the Infinity by Chante-au-bistrot-82 (Wynefire)
Fandoms: Wheel of Time - Robert Jordan
26 Apr 2025
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But he heard a rush of footsteps as soon as he turned back. “Wait. Let’s be friends, Logain Ablar,” the Borderlander somehow maintained that cool, casual air. “Men like us should stick together in the White Tower, don’t you think?”
“I’ve been through this stage before.” Logain cut him off quietly. “During the first two weeks after gentling, you’ll feel no real difference at all. Nothing will seem wrong, initially. Sometimes, you’ll even think you can sense the Source again…
“But it’s been ten days since your execution. So how long do you have left, Mazrim Taim?”
Translation from my own work. Gentled!Taim, Tar Valon cellmates!Logain & Taim
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“干嘛要搞得这么僵呢？”不乱茑柔声哄道，“这也能帮到你的‘复仇剧’不是吗？复刻你们昔日的竞争……‘培养世界第一前锋’的计划……我可是看在眼里，疼在心里啊。但这鬼佬不仅连看都不看你和洁选手一眼，私底下还那样嘲笑你的亲骨肉……
“诺艾·诺阿毫无疑问是毁了你。那么，还有什么，比向全球观众公布真相，更能毁掉他呢？”
绘心先生的身体僵硬了一瞬。然后，当着安理的面，他轻轻点了点头。
而在一地的小诺小甚周边中，不乱茑宏俊愉快地微笑起来。
“那就这么说定了。时间是两周之后。地点是德法战的赛后发布会。作为给‘日本足球的偶像’洁世一同学的18岁成年礼……”
他捏了捏绘心先生的脸颊。
“——可不要忘记你承诺给我的那个‘故事’啊，小甚八。”
系列完结篇。2019年初夏，面对诺艾·诺阿给洁世一身价造成的毁灭性打击，洁一生想唤醒诺阿心中沉睡的父爱（？），洁伊世为儿子准备了一份十八岁成年礼，而绘心甚八的“复仇剧”也终在此刻落下帷幕。
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- Part 7 of [诺阿×绘心=洁世一] 远大前程
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“如果这出悲剧有什么意义，那一定是因缘想要告诉你，重复三千年前真龙罪行的你，便是转生真龙。” ——随后，不愿接受真相的洛根·埃布尔拉，选择了自我欺骗。
“万一他才是转生真龙，而我杀了他，那怎么办？”“那你就要为了赎罪，模仿他，扮演他，背负这个虚假的名字到死为止。” ——随后，完全接受真相的马瑞姆·泰姆，选择了欺骗他人。
2022年旧私设笔记存档。没有过去的人就没有未来：海丹群山间与沙戴亚黑色海岸之上，两位被命运愚弄之人举起龙旗的原因。
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“我有一个愿望：成为谁的父亲。
“迄今为止，我都不知道为什么那对夫妇会选中我。不过，无论何时，人都是一无所知会比较幸福吧？我第一次拥有了家，第一次拥有了父母……而一旦我认定了‘家’和‘父母’该是什么样子，我就再也无法回到迪尼的小巷了。
“我可以尽管逃避。对此我炉火纯青。然而最后，故事的结局，还是不可避免地到来了……住在市中心而非郊外富人区豪宅的坏处就是，每逢佳节，我总能看到，孩子们欢笑的身影。复活节，万圣节，圣诞节……尤其是圣诞节。当孩子们冲我微笑的时候，当他们和父母嬉闹的时候，当我回到空无一人的公寓的时候，我很难不去直视那个巨大、恐怖而必然的结局：36岁，最后一届世界杯，赢家青史长留，输家一无所有……而当我没有了足球，我还剩下什么？”
“你说，你的纪录片脚本缺少素材？”拉比尼奥漫不经心，“别担心。作为诺阿的前队友我对他可是了如指掌——而在我手中的，便是诺阿尚未出版的自传啊。所以，如果你能让我这个创意大师对你的剧本指点一二，我就能让诺阿在镜头前，为旧日的血债……亲口忏悔。”
2018年冬，拒绝了《蓝色监狱》以洁世一为名递出的邀请，诺阿摇身一变成了热心公益的大善人，小朱利安热烈欢迎，而拉比尼奥很想揪着圣诺阿的圣耳朵问问你的圣脑筋是不是出了什么问题。
Series
- Part 6 of [诺阿×绘心=洁世一] 远大前程