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“Look. It was not a prank. You called the Divine Relief Office. They sent me to grant you a wish.” He sounds so certain. So firm. Almost exasperated. But Keith doesn’t believe him. Not one bit. He’s not going to be made fun of like this.
“You’re literally a student at the Garrison,” Keith says flatly. “You’re just a guy. Just a cadet. You’re literally in a college dorm with a suitcase.”
Lance’s nose scrunches, upper lip curling. He lifts his chin slightly. “I’m a student now, but I’m not just some guy. I’m a God of Happiness. More powerful than you could ever imagine. I have the power to mold and shape the world around me. I’m only here, pretending to be human, because you made a wish. And I’m granting it.” He holds his arms wide, shit-eating grin curling mockingly, and Keith feels the dread curling in his gut. “Congratulations. I’m now required to be your boyfriend forever.”
Keith accidentally calls the Divine Relief Office and is granted one wish. Lance is sent to grant the wish. But Keith thinks it’s a prank. He mockingly wishes for Lance to be his boyfriend and the wish gets granted. Surprising everyone. Now Lance is stuck on Earth, pretending to be human, and Keith is stuck with Lance.
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“You always leave for Blue’s mating flights,” Keith snaps, irritation and aggression radiating off of him in waves— but— but Lance doesn’t feel any threat from it. “Why haven’t you left?”
“What’s it to you?” Lance fires back, all defiance as he stands his ground.
Keith doesn’t answer. Instead, he sets his jaw, grinding his teeth with furrowed brows. His nostrils flare. Fists clench and stretch at his sides. His shoulders move with heavy breaths. There’s a darkening shade of red high on his cheekbones…
He looks…
Flustered.
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A dragonriders au where Keith and Lance are pining endlessly and finally stop beating around the bush and give in to the sexual tension
UPDATE: SEQUEL oneshot "Breaking Ground" now in Chapter Two - Keith's POV - The journey to become weyrmates and genuine lovers - 53k word update
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Time seems to stand still on Keith’s quiet little beach. Far from civilization, in an old cabin filled with memories, he often feels like he’s living in a bubble. A peaceful bubble, but a solitary one. While he can’t imagine living anywhere else— far too drawn to the magic of the ocean and the beauty in silence— he sometimes wishes that his home was a little less cold and a little less lonely.
Those wishes come true the day he rescues an injured sea lion on the beach. It just takes him a while to figure it out.
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As heir to the kingdom, Lance always thought he knew exactly what life had in store for him. That is, until a dragon kidnaps him at the age of sixteen. Suddenly his life is a lot less parties, lessons, and castles, and a hell of a lot more barren mountains, grumpy dragons, and boredom. From heir to prize, in just one night.
So now he’s stuck living in a cave with an adolescent, grumpy dragon who doesn’t seem to want him there but still won’t let him go. Not to mention his annoying habit of defeating every suitor who tries to come rescue Lance.
As much as he hates to admit it, he’s probably going to be here for a while. So he might as well settle in and get to know this dragon named Keith.
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Across the Multiverse: Oneshot Collection by WittyyName
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
30 May 2022
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A collection of oneshots that I've written throughout the years from prompts. Ratings G, T, and M
Each chapter is a oneshot. Additional tags and summaries will be in the summary of each chapter.
The first chapter will serve as a master list of all the oneshots within (along with word count, rating, aus, and themes) to allow an easier time choosing which you'd like to read. This will update as more are added.
Updates regularly!
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red apple, cherry on your lips by mellowflicker
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Jun 2026
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The youth bows to him, noticing the forehead ribbon. He smiles as his back bends. “It’s an honour to meet you, Lan-daozhang. How can this humble one serve you?”
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04 Jun 2026
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The Yiling Laozu's Guide to Fortune Hunting by saraubs
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
05 Aug 2024
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Though the Cultivation War ended nearly two years ago, Wei Wuxian and the Wen Remnants are barely surviving. When Wei Wuxian hears of a Marriage Competition for Lan Xichen's hand, the solution becomes obvious: go to the Cloud Recesses, get Lan Xichen to fall in love with him, and save his family from certain death.
Wei Wuxian is clever and charming, and becomes fast friends with the First Jade. Everything is going well, but for one small problem: Lan Xichen's angry younger brother, who occupies far too many of Wei Wuxian's thoughts.
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canon divergent au about wen disciple wei wuxian, marriages of convenience, and falling in love with the wrong person.
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31 May 2026
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must love (my) buns by saraubs
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
03 Feb 2024
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Lan Huan scrolls through Wei Ying’s profile, and the gentle tap of his finger against the screen shudders through Lan Zhan like the screech of a misplayed note. His whole body is tense, and he exhales slowly, working to unclench his jaw by degrees.
“It says here,” Lan Huan says with characteristic good humour, “that he’s looking for fun.” He nudges Lan Zhan with the tip of his toe. “You could do with some fun in your life.”
Lan Zhan could do with a new brother. “No,” he says, shifting out of Lan Huan’s range. “Thank you.”
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When his brother creates a dating profile for him, Lan Zhan doesn't expect to match with the most obnoxious vendor at the Farmers' Market. Wei Ying is looking for fun, Lan Zhan wants out of this mess, and Lan Huan just wants his brother to be happy.
(farmer wwx, lonely businessman lwj, much mutual pining)
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27 May 2026
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the burden of my song by saraubs
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 May 2023
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Celebrated as the most talented Cultivator of his generation, Lan Wangji sets out on a Pilgrimage to visit the Great Sects and learn all he can in the pursuit of attaining immortality. His first stop: Lotus Pier, where he can finally meet First Disciple Wei Wuxian and determine his suitability to marry into Gusu Lan.
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canon-divergent arranged marriage about family loyalty, self-acceptance, and learning how to want.
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26 May 2026
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Meant to Live, Built to Fall by magnetictrifles
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Webcomic), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
20 Jul 2025
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“What did I say to him? What did he say to me? I don’t even know if we had sex, and if we did, then...oh my God.”
“Okay, just calm down—”
“What if I just lost my virginity to a man who straight up hates me?”
“Well first of all, he doesn’t hate you,” Huaisang says, matter of fact. “And second, if you don’t remember, it doesn’t count!”
“What do you mean it doesn’t—you know what? I don’t even care. I’m never going to see him again--”
“A-die?”
“Yes, baby?” Wei Wuxian’s tone shifts instantly from anxious to indulging as soon as A-Yuan creeps out into the room.
“I’m thirsty,” he says, and Wei Wuxian’s shoulders drop, hands falling to his sides.
“Yeah. Okay. That, I can deal with.”
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24 May 2026