WittyWallflower
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Penny's Code of Conduct For Sheldon Cooper by WittyWallflower
Fandoms: The Big Bang Theory (TV)
10 Jan 2026
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Penny rolls with Sheldon's love of contracts and creates one of her own to teach Sheldon how to be a better friend to her.
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Truth As It Trips Off Your Tongue by WittyWallflower
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
24 Nov 2025
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Julian thought the little package of chocolates was a gift for him. When it turns out they are dosed with a drug, Garak tries to help him keep his secrets intact.
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Lucius sees that handsome stranger again. This time no one ends up on the ground.
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- Part 3 of Walkies
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A young boy finds himself in the ER all alone. Dr Mel King is the one to realize his connection to the Pitt.
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Roy and Jamie on the road from Richmond to Manchester
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- Part 2 of The Road to Manchester
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Sometimes Lucius takes his neighbor's dog on walks. It usually goes smoothly. Usually.
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Roy and Jamie take a road trip together.
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Holiday themed shortfics for The Cat King/Edwin Payne
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Frenchie has been asked to write some new music (here there be songfics). For some reason Izzy keeps getting dragged into the process.
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A certain ghost shows up in Port Townsend, without his memory, his friends, or any idea how he got there. What's a Cat King to do?
The Cat King slips up to Edwin’s side and catches his hand, tugging him around playfully with a smile. “Hey, sweetheart, you look seriously lost in thought. What brings you to town?”
Edwin flinches hard at the touch, whipping around and yanking his hand free with a ferocious glare. Taking several steps back, shoulders ruler-straight, he snaps out, “Excuse me? I’ll thank you to be a little less familiar.”
The Cat King freezes, wide-eyed and confused and trying to decide whether to be pissed off, because what the fuck. “Edwin?”
Edwin stills, too, angry glare lessening to a slightly less angry glare accompanied by a raised eyebrow and slightly tilted head as he eyes the Cat King up and down with none of the usual poorly-veiled appreciation. “Do I know you?”
Ohhh, this isn’t good. Every animal and magical instinct the Cat King has is screaming that something is very, very wrong here. Magically wrong.
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We shouldve kissed under that windmill
Wouldve felt right
….Shit.
Oops, innit.
Deeee-lete.
Roy takes a trip. Jamie doesn’t take his absence well. With only the persistent single grey checkmark to keep him company, he goes on a journey of his own.
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Hot on the heels of some major life changes, Stede Bonnet is ready to stand up for himself and tell his parents once and for all who he really is. When they invite him to spend a month with them at a ski resort, he's going to do just that, but stumbles when they pressure him to date a family friend.
Izzy Hands just wanted a peaceful vacation over Christmas, but when his ex-boyfriend shows up with a new beau, the heat is on to show him just how happy he is without him. And on top of that, some blond twat is getting in the way of his good time, breaking his things and causing a ruckus.
The solution is for Stede and Izzy to tell everyone they're in a happy relationship, even though in reality they don't even like each other. Obviously.
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Izzy Hands is going to die if he stays here.
The state he was born, the state that raised him, the state will kill him.
So two days after he graduates he packs it all up and leaves.He doesn’t expect for his decision to run away to bring him a life so full of love, and mistakes.
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After a fight with Ed leaves him seriously injured, Izzy calls the last person he'd ever want to see: Stede Bonnet. While Stede pulls out all the stops to nurse Izzy back to health, Izzy has to grapple with the realisation he's attracted to his ex-husband's ex-husband.