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    Wei Wuxian had it good, for early in his teenage years he discovered a surefire way to "cheat" the system. By convincing everyone around him that he was an omega, he had a built in excuse to hide in seclusion for four or five days at a time and avoid whatever annoyances life had thrown his way. The ruse backfired when Madam Yu grew suspicious, and no one suspected a thing when he actually presented. Karma came for him, and in no subtle way.

    A trip to the palace where his sister was supposed to be presented to the Emperor for selection as concubine goes horribly awry when Wei Wuxian ends up in the alpha's bed instead. And things get worse when he's accused of a ruse to steal the Emperor's seed to birth the future crown prince.

    All Wei Wuxian wants to do is go back to his idyllic life in Lotus Pier, but extraneous circumstances keep him bound there against his will. And, unwittingly enough, his presence has caused quite the disruption for the small faction of saboteurs who wish to regain the crown for their clan.

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    When Zhou Mingrui transmigrated into ‘Klein Moretti,’ he thought he only had to deal with keeping his real identity a secret while surviving in a world designed to drive you insane.

    He never thought he’d have to deal with two vagabond cultivators set on sticking their noses into everything that piqued their interest.

    And why were they set on treating him like a son-in-law? And if he was the son-in-law, who was the daughter?

    Or a “Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji end up in LOTM verse” what if… fic.

    The author regrets nothing.

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    The same array, touched 4 times.

    Once as a Protostar, then as Hyperion, as Supernova, and finally as the Pulsar to become a Lazarus Star.

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    Jiang Cheng? Why was he here? Or even looking at him like that? Granted he always looked like a perpetually angry grape, but he looked... concerned. And younger. Wait— why the fuck did Jiang Cheng look like he was fifteen?

    Now that he thought about, this was not the jingshi. And also not the burial mounds. And also, the guest quarters he stayed at when he was a guest disciple. Yes, he was a guest disciple at the Gusu Lan lectures, fifteen years, head disciple of Yunmeng Jiang, but then— who was the Yiling Patriarch? And that soft voice in his ear, the only comfort in this stupid pain, "Wei Ying", it said, as if he had hung the stars and the moon in the sky.

    Shijie was dead, Lotus Pier had fallen, Jiang Cheng hated him.

    Lan Zhan loved him.

    "You idiot, please don't tell me you actually managed to drink yourself silly!"

    "Ugh- Jiang Cheng," he rasped out, "You- why are you talking to me?"

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    07 Jun 2026

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    On the morning after the funeral, Madam Jin arrived at her door with a laden meal-tray; and when Qin Su let her in, she swept past her into the kitchen and began laying out an early luncheon.

    “Muqin,” Qin Su said, her voice cracking, “what are you doing here?”

    “The maids tell me that you have taken nothing since Jin Guangyao was brought back,” her mother-in-law replied. “And no wonder; who could stomach anything at a time like this?”

    “I—”

    “But you must eat, or you’ll fall ill. Come and have some porridge.”

    In which Qin Su lives to bury her husband, and her mother-in-law is not quite what she seems.

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    An ill-timed kiss meets a well-timed talisman, and suddenly, Lan Wangji has nowhere to hide. For Wei Wuxian, convinced that he's bought a one-way ticket to an early death, the revelation shatters everything he knows.

    Fate hangs by a thread, inviting him to reforge a new path. All Wei Wuxian has to do, is say yes.

    ~*~

    Or, what happens when Wei Wuxian catches Lan Wangji stealing his first kiss.

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