What_if_I_fall



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    “You told your dad. You have a boyfriend. To get under his skin. And it completely backfired?”

    “Correct.” It looks like it pains Baz to admit it. Good.

    “And now you want me to pretend to be your boyfriend at your house for a week?”

    Or: Baz trying to find a way to hide the fact that he's in love with Simon Snow from Simon Snow whilst also pretending that he's pretending to be in love with Simon Snow.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Simon returns to Watford from the Christmas holiday of their sixth year suddenly without a girlfriend and with a lot of pent-up frustration, and things take a turn for the downright strange. Baz doesn't know what to do with this newly-single Simon - except befriend him, and then pretend to date him, apparently.

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    08 Jun 2026

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    After making a bet with Penny that Simon knows he can't win, he's forced to go to Baz for help. The outcome is interesting, to say the least. Oh, and now Simon and Baz are fake boyfriends.

    In other words, fake dating au because I couldn't help myself

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Simon gets the surprise of his life when his roommate, Baz, asks him to pretend to be his boyfriend. Everything is going according to plan until the line of what’s real and what isn’t starts to blur, and they both have to make a decision.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Forced to room together in eighth year after a series of fights, Harry and Draco want to get back to their own dorms as soon as possible.

     

    “The Headmistress surely won’t let us share a room if she thinks we’re shagging!”

     

    Fake Dating AU

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    02 Jun 2026