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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Techno is the god of Blood and Loyalty, patron of Bonds and Innocent Blood.

    Tommy is a prince sent to his death in battle, too young to understand that all the empty promises he'd heard had been filled with lies.

    Tubbo is but a kid fighting to keep his sisters safe as death fills the air around them, a war born from selfishness and fueled by greed.

    Ranboo is a boy chosen to be sacrificed to a cause he never believed in, dressed in white and tied to stone as a blade prepares to spill blood that was never meant to stain the earth this soon.

    (Or, In which Technoblade finds himself adopting a few souls, while Philza and Kristin provide healthy doses of helpful advice and relentless teasing.)

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    27 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 66

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    “Call the dragon,” the Captain said. It wasn’t a question. Tommy exhaled shakily.

    ‘Technoblade?’

    ‘I’m already on my way’, Technoblade snarled, but the anger wasn’t directed at Tommy. ‘Mercy, kid, I’m going to get you out of that shithole. Just get out of the way once I get there.’

    ‘Okay’, Tommy replied quietly. Then he looked up at the table of expectant eyes. “Um. He’s, uh, he’s coming.”

    “We’ll see,” the Private said smugly.

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    Or; Tommy has just bonded with the most powerful dragon in the country. He’s not entirely sure he’s worthy enough (Technoblade disagrees).

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    11 Aug 2025

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    The bell on the door rang as it was pushed open. It was too early for Technoblade’s next appointment, so— without even glancing up— he said, “No walk-ins.”

    The footsteps didn’t stop until they reached the counter. Someone cleared their throat. Technoblade raised his eyes to find a teenager glaring at him over the counter.

    “No walk-ins,” Technoblade repeated, bored.

    “I’m not here for a tattoo.”

    “Well, we don’t do anything else,” Technoblade said dryly. This was the most entertainment he’d gotten all day, save for the long appointment he’d had that morning with Dream, one of his most consistent customers.

    “You need help,” the kid said with conviction.

    Technoblade arched his brow. “I wasn’t aware of that.”

    “Well, you do.”

    Technoblade examined him critically. The kid was tall but clearly young— the kind of customer Technoblade would double-check the ID of. “Are you even old enough to be in here?”

    The kid ignored the question. “You need help around here. And I need an apprenticeship.”

     

    Or, Technoblade is a tattoo artist and Tommy seeks an apprenticeship. The ink of their lives bleed together in unexpected ways.

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    13 Apr 2025

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    Never once had Tommy thought any less of his familiar, never had he thought the piglet was anything other than extraordinary. Holding his small familiar in his arms and exclaiming to the crowd with stars in his eyes that one day the two of them would be heroes. Proudly showing both of his parents the newest addition to their family, unaware of the anguish in their eyes.

    Or Child Soldier Tommy & Familiar Technoblade

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    16 Sep 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    "Can you go away now?"

    "Um, I don't think I can do that. This is kind of my job," the stranger with horns clarifies.

    "So you're getting paid to stalk me? Damn, I must be really famous and didn't know."

    It's almost like he's a character from The Truman Show, and with everything happening, he might as well be.

    "Nah, I'm your guardian angel."

     

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    That crack fic wherein Tommy's guardian angel has horns and fangs for a halo. Together, they have a bit of fun committing crimes. (They frankly do not give two fucks about anything and anyone except themselves and each other)

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    29 Aug 2024