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Draco Malfoy Absolutely Does Not Need to Be Loved by Harry Bloody Potter by nv-md (ANW815)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Jul 2022
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It’s not easy to be bonded to your childhood rival, turned fuckbuddy, who you also have extremely uncomfortable but repressed feelings for—just ask Draco Malfoy.
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05 Oct 2025
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Everything had changed, somehow. He looked at Malfoy’s complicated face. “Listen, I’m, er, sorry about your dad, Malfoy.”
He jerked his head up, meeting Harry’s eyes. “Don’t.”
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05 Oct 2025
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When Harry and Draco’s “not serious” three-year relationship results in a one-in-a-million pregnancy, they decide who will be the unlucky one to tell their families in a very mature and adult fashion that indubitably proves their inherently stellar parenting abilities: with a bet over a (probably rigged, let’s be real; Draco is playing) game of Exploding Snap.
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12 Aug 2025
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Harry staggers under a burden of grief, trying both to remember and to forget
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15 Jun 2025
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Draco Malfoy tries to fix the past, but instead mucks it up some more. For Harry, it all becomes quite clear.
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14 Jun 2025
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A Love Story of Less-Than-Epic Proportions by InnerLilith
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jul 2021
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Harry and Draco are just friends. Sure, they work together, and live together, and go to gigs together, and do pretty much everything else together—so what? That’s just what friends do. And Harry has no interest in messing with their friendship. He certainly doesn’t need everyone else constantly meddling, pestering them to just get on with it and get together already. He’s having a hard enough time as it is, trying to come to terms with the fact that he probably isn’t ever going to find love. But who needs love, anyway, when you’ve got a best friend?
Inspired by 'It Had to Be You' by Motion City Soundtrack
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18 May 2025
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Brendon Urie is lonely, Spencer Smith and Jon Walker are bored, and life in Thornton Hill seems like it's never going to be anything but mundane. Then a mysterious stranger sets up shop on Main Street, and suddenly everything is a little more magical. (AU.)
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23 Apr 2025
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The war was over.
Or at least that’s what the papers said.
They’d been saying it, for months, as if people needed reminding.
Maybe they did.
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In which Harry and Draco both run away from their pasts and conveniently choose to hide in the same tiny American town.
It's super.
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14 Apr 2025
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At first, Draco only hangs out with them on Fridays after work; then he starts shagging Potter after pub nights. Then all the rest of the gang tries to befriend Draco and even worse, Potter tries to date him. It’s an absolute disaster, if you ask Draco.
Or, Draco and Harry fall in love over the course of several Fridays and some other days of the week.
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09 Apr 2025
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Darling Buds of May by vina_writes for shushu_yaoi_lj
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 May 2021
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Finding out that he’s pregnant is easy. Telling Harry is much harder.
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02 Apr 2025
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29 Mar 2025
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Harry does not like Draco Malfoy, not even one bit. Never did and never will. That is, until he finds himself married to him.
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06 Feb 2025
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Draco Malfoy returned to Hogwarts tall and tense and in love with Neville Longbottom.
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21 Jan 2025
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Harry Potter has always wanted a family of his own, and when a deadly blood curse forces him into a marriage bond with his best friend Draco Malfoy, it looks like he might just have found one.
Living with Draco (biscuit-lover, no work/life balance, good hair) and his son Scorpius (also biscuit-lover, colour-codes his bricks, proud bearer of plastic swan-shaped garden ornament) gives Harry the routine and companionship he’s always craved. There’s also the matter of the really great sex (because what’s a marriage of convenience without a little fun, after all?)
It's just a shame they’d always planned to break up after a year…This isn't the story of the marriage. This is the story of two hurt and damaged men who learned how hard they could work for the sake of love.
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23 Dec 2024
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Brendon had no idea that recording an album would be so complicated and frustrating
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03 Oct 2024
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Late To Settle by alcibiades
Fandoms: Inception (2010), His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
01 May 2014
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An Inception/His Dark Materials crossover which is otherwise canon-compliant. Thank you to finch for the beta.
It's a fairly straightforward job. Arthur is uncertain why he took it, other than to avoid ennui, but maybe that's reason enough. He didn't know Eames was on the job until Eames showed up the first day, to the warehouse in Toronto, and he had seen Mekhmet before he saw Eames, anyway.
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10 Sep 2024
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there are worse places to be, his mother tells him, then in love with the father of your unborn child. even if you haven't told him yet. even if you're not going to tell him, because he already didn't love you back, and now he'll hate you
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09 Sep 2024
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The story of how Eames and Arthur meet is one of the great legends of the dream-sharing profession.
In it, there's a dark alley, a foreign country, a bar, a punch in the face, a loaded die, a poker chip, a three-piece suit, and a kiss. Not necessarily in that order. And not necessarily all the time.
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23 Aug 2024
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having let go forever the fallacy of ever being alone by gyzym
Fandoms: Inception (2010)
26 Nov 2010
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This time there are shitty dogeared paperbacks Arthur wouldn't be caught dead reading piled on the coffee table, and half-finished crosswords tucked into the bookshelves, and the far wall is hung with that tapestry they'd bought in a shit part of London on a whim. This time they've spent all day fixing their sink and there's a mug of yesterday's tea sitting on top of the television and it's not just Arthur's living room at all.
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23 Aug 2024
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Eames waits for Arthur.
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23 Aug 2024