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Soft as Silk, Sharp as Smoke by WHYISITALREADY3AM
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
27 Apr 2026
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Peter survives the Snap, develops several concerning hobbies, and somehow becomes both Gotham’s worst cryptid infestation and its most efficient public service improvement. Unfortunately, this involves multiple identities, morally questionable urban renewal, an alarming tendency to collect vigilantes, and organized crime mysteriously becoming more functional under his supervision. Somewhere along the way, he also starts turning into a cosmic horror crime cryptid with a steadily increasing disrespect for the concept of death. Gotham really should’ve stopped enabling him earlier.
Or: In Peter Parker-Stark’s defense, becoming a cosmic horror crime cryptid was never actually part of the plan.
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- Part 1 of The Landscape 🕸️🩸✨🎀🦇
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The Landscape 🕸️🩸✨🎀🦇 by WHYISITALREADY3AM
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
27 Apr 2026
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Good publicity by Bergen
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Mar 2020
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“That was a disaster. The press is having a field day.”
“It wasn’t my fault,” Tony defends. “That Spider-Guy never knows when to shut up. He distracted me.”
“Your reputation took a blow,” Pepper tells him. “Which will be fixed, of course. I’ve already set it up.”
“Set what up? What, am I going to make flower arrangements with the elderly?”
Pepper slides a piece of paper towards him. “Try an orphan. His name is Peter Parker. His biggest dream is to meet you. But…” She hesitates.
“But?”
“Apparently he doesn’t talk much. Sometimes not at all. Trauma-related.”
“A smart kid who doesn’t talk? Perfect combination. If only all my employees were like that.”
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Or: Between Peter Parker barely speaking, and Spider-Man being the ultimate chatterbox, how was Tony ever supposed to figure out that they were one and the same person? -
wtf, peter (Or, Peter’s Friends Are Confused) by DefenestrateTheCat
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool (Movieverse), Daredevil (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Feb 2026
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Set in the conundrums and capers verse, Peter Parker’s Acadec team (+Betty Brant) try to figure out what the heck is going on.
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- Part 1 of conundrums, capers and keeping secrets
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- English
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- 6,980
- Chapters:
- 11/?
- Collections:
- 7
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08 Apr 2026
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Worlds Apart by Black_cat_studio
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
22 Mar 2026
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Peter Parker of Earth 199999 lost his Iron Man. Tony Stark of Earth lost his Spiderman. Years later, Tony Stark finds himself trapped far from his home with no way of return. He must find a way back before it is too late. Meanwhile, Peter Parker's new quantum physics professor John Smith seems oddly familiar...
Chapters 3/6 posted - updates Saturday
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Existential Crisis Mode by LuciaInTheSky
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Jun 2026
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Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.
Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.
It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.
Finally, something interesting to deal with.
Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.
Because there’s always a goddamn cult.
(Portuguese translation available; Spanish translation available)
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- Part 1 of Crisis of Faith
- Part 1 of The Spideyhood Obsession Continues (More at Five)
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- English
- Words:
- 322,144
- Chapters:
- 58/?
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- 72
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- 16,429
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13 Mar 2026
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Shattered Glass by jordanzii
Fandoms: Newsies!: the Musical - Fierstein/Menken, Newsies - All Media Types, Newsies: The Broadway Musical! (2017), Newsies (1992), Original Work
11 Apr 2026
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Charlotte is Jack's little sister by one year and she has gotten herself struck in the strike, which lead to her falling in the hands of an unstable girl. This girl, Adrienne Delancey wanted to impress her uncle and her brothers badly. That meant doing anything. Even if it was vile. As Race wanders around Brooklyn looking for Charlotte, Spot introduces him to Sadie Florist, who somehow had a past with his family. Sadie ended up as a nice girl, who was naïve and gullible. Those two traits of hers led to serious dangers.
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- Part 1 of A Melody Above the Fold
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06 Mar 2026