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Technoblade’s eyes find the childs once more and he tries to slowly scooch backwards sinking into the shrubbery.
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“Oh.” Their eyes meet. Philza is standing less than two meters away, a long heavy looking robe covering what Techno knows to be a quite lethal pair of wings. “Are you here for the babysitting?”
What.
“Uhhhh” Techno blanks, “Yes, Yes definitely. I know everything about babies.” How hard could it be to take care of a child anyways?
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The salesman’s eyes bore into his, bright, with an accusing look as Tommy tried to project the most ‘who? me?’ energy that he could muster into his face. Fear built up in his gut and crawled up through his stomach. He clenched the golden apple in his hands as the salesman stalked over to him rage outlining his frame.
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Finally. Why the fuck it took so long he had no clue. He twisted the crochet hook, and tried to grab at the yarn from the starting loop he had created. And he tried again. It slipped through the hook, almost obstinate in its persistence to avoid his attempts. Unfortunately for this stupid piece of yarn, Tommy was just as much of an obstinate bastard and wouldn’t give up just yet.
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Tommy learns how to crochet
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On a corporate owned mining asteroid in the depths of the Corporation Rim, a group of plucky, heroic, indentured humans have just decided to make their first move in a daring escape plan. Said first move is a deceptively simple hack, putting control of their corporate overlords' single, overworked SecUnit into their hands.
Little do they know, this murderbot is already hacked.
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17 Jun 2026
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Technoblade has a pretty good set up in his abandoned town. Sure, there's loads of zombies clamoring to eat him alive, but where isn't that the case in this economy? There's some decent supplies still around and better yet, no people!
It's too bad that some awful neighbors had to move in and ruin his set up. Well, they'll probably just die or get him killed before it becomes a problem anyway...
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- Part 1 of Combine&Create 2023
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05 Jun 2026
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No one ever promised Technoblade safety before.
Plenty of people have offered him plenty of things, but they were always presented as deals. Techno gives himself to them in exchange for something: renown, his life, an escape route off a dying planet. It all seems the same after enough time, and this latest server is no different. The revolution that was supposed to come of it never did.
Techno is tired and done with it all. Frankly, he doesn't even care if there's an age minimum for retiring. If he wants safety, he obviously has to make it for himself.
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Techno has seen too much, and done far more, in his very short life. When he lands on Hermitcraft by accident, he swears it'll be nothing more than a bump on his road away from people and the trouble they bring.
But the Hermits may just have something more to offer him, something no one else ever could...
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27 May 2026
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Is the safety of an entire city worth the suffering of one man?
Technoblade thinks so. But nothing would change, even if he didn't. In that way, believing in the righteousness of his existence is easier. At the very least, it gives his life worth, right?
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Word of a secret weapon held by the Hero Commission has spread around the underbelly of the city for years. But when the villain world finds out that the weapon isn't something, but instead someone, it's only a matter of time till one of them gets their hands on him. Sbi are the first villains to find Techno. They won't be the last, and the heroes aren't so keen letting their weapon go either.
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18 May 2026
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Wait, I'm a what? by Atiya_Blackcharm
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom, DCU
11 May 2026
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Danny would like to say for the record that it was not his fault.
In fact, Danny would say that it was entirely Clockwork's fault. After all, he wouldn't even be in this situation if it wasn't for that cryptic time god.
But what was his fault was the fact that he kept helping.
He kept taking the cash from the assholes messing with the residents who lived in the area (and damn there were a lot of assholes near where he lived). He kept accepting their offers of food. So because of this new routine that kept him able to afford to rent out his shitty (and possibly illegal) apartment and the hunger pangs sufficiently satisfied, rumors grew.
tldr; after Clockwork dropped of Danny in Gotham he tries to make the best out of the situation which includes helping out some people. Except along the way that led to rumors that he was an up-and-coming crime boss. A rumor he was largely unaware of.
Not Abandoned! Slow updates.
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12 May 2026

