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    “How’s this,” Foggy finally says. “When you think you’re healed up enough to go out again, you let me know so I can stay at your place that night.”

    Matt opens his mouth to respond, then closes it again, considering. “Won’t that be the least restful time to crash at my apartment?”

    “Objectively yes,” Foggy agrees. “But you’re missing the tradeoff: every night that I sleep at home before then, I’ll do it knowing that you’re not out getting your ass kicked.”

    Matt and Foggy establish a new routine. It involves a lot of crashing on Matt's couch.

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    30 May 2026

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    AAAAAA HA AAAA AHA AAA

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    Hell is other people. Purgatory is being a twenty something weatherman with the memories of a being a media overlord who had the entirety of Hell wrapped around his finger.

    Sent back to his mortal life with a chance to "do it right this time", Vox has a problem. The Angels have installed a patch in his soul: the Pacifist Protocol. If he tries to kill a rival, poison a boss, or throw a punch, he is paralyzed by blinding agony.

    He cannot claw his way to the top if he can't use his claws. He needs a loophole.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    Love love love love

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    The first time the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen meets Foggy Nelson, he breaks Foggy’s wrist.

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    24 Sep 2025

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    Good

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    Foggy and Matt never met at school. They cross paths for the first time while working opposite sides of a case, and Matt doesn't leave an impression beyond the superficial: a blind, pro-bono crusader who Foggy will feel really guilty about having to oppose in court one of these days. Seemed like a nice guy, but no one Foggy will worry about a week later.

    He has more important things on his mind, like the masked vigilante who keeps cornering him in dark alleys to threaten him for information.

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    15 Nov 2024

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    Idk how bookmarks work but this is cool