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the same sweet shock by persimmonsandcats
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
02 Dec 2024
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Suguru dead-eyes him across the table.
“Please listen to me, man.” Satoru says.
“No.” Suguru responds in that long suffering way that means he’s going to listen to Satoru but he’s gonna be pissy about it first. “It’s, fucking, 7AM.” Suguru adds. Suguru is not a morning person. It’s why Satoru went and bought the fancy coffee Suguru likes and breakfast sandwiches and red bean buns. He had to go to the bakery across town to get those.
“It’s so important.” Satoru tells him.
“Your opening gambit at 7-fucking-AM was ‘say I’ve gotten into anal play lately, why do I leak cum before I cum?’” Suguru says with a glare.
“Yeah.” Satoru says.
Suguru glares even harder.
“Well, you could answer me at least.” Satoru huffs, crossing his arms over his chest.
“I hope you fall off a bridge and die.” Suguru tells him, but he’s unwrapping a breakfast sandwich and pulling the lid off one of the cups of coffee, so.
“I hope you do too.” Satoru says amicably, taking a seat. He pushes some napkins toward Suguru and switches out the breakfast sandwich. Suguru likes the ones with avocado better. “So why do I?”
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13 May 2026
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“Welcome to today’s cooking video. I’ll be making penne alla vodka without any utensils. Be a good boy and keep your eyes on the screen for me, you might actually learn something.”
His voice was raspy, deep, trying to mask his enthusiasm. Megumi couldn’t take his eyes off the screen as the man lowered his apron more and more. He didn’t think a cooking video could be this seductive.
Fuck.
He really had no idea what he was getting into, but he was too horny to backtrack now.
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24 Apr 2026
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Punch Your Lights Out by SuperMadlyDeeply
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
16 Mar 2026
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Jason and Prime argue about who is stronger. Jason says that if it wasn’t for the powers Prime would just be another weak, snot-nosed, comic nerd. Prime thinks that without his guns Jason would be just another angry loser with daddy issues. Too bad there’s no way to prove any of this… right? They definitely won’t break into the Batcave’s red sun room, right? Guys?
Prime: Great idea! Come on in, dear reader, but mind the tags! The birds #*@&ing dead and tastes like $#!% …. Or whatever you losers say.
Jason: What? Who the #*@& are you talking to?
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10 Apr 2026
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Erik came to Oxford looking for an expert on human mutation. He ends up shagging a drunk telepath.
Slight AU, in which they meet for the first time in Oxford.
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25 Mar 2026
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He pulls his glance from Erik's. He shouldn't have looked. He hadn't when he'd sipped that bloody scotch. Much good it had done him, he didn't need anything more supernatural than a passing imagination to picture the look his face had taken. He'd felt Erik's eyes slip shut, a small, almost imperceptible sigh. It hadn't been some mere offhand remark, reminding him of how long he'd gone without the stuff. Charles had never been that naive. He wished he were. Blindness was growing on him in a hollow sort of way.
Set on the jet after their reunion, a conclusion to that chess match.
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07 Feb 2026