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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    Professor Anthony, astrophysicist and author extraordinaire, got everything he ever wanted in life.

    What about the demon Crowley?


    Just this once, Crowley promised himself, reaching out with one hand and pushing it through the cool, thin film of reality. Just one little teensy time, and then he would be done. He’d promised he wouldn’t, but just once. Once couldn’t hurt.

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    07 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    Crowley lifted the feather from Aziraphale's clit and dragged it up and around his pussy, gathering slick as he dipped it briefly into his opening. It made Aziraphale jerk and moan aloud, which gave Crowley pause. After a brief moment of consideration, Crowley snapped his fingers.

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    It's just tickling porn. Thanks for coming (pun intended). !! THIS IS NOT EDITED NOR BETA READ, PLEASE IGNORE MISTAKES THANK YOU !!

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    30 Apr 2026

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    Right so this all got started because of that one infamous tumblr post regarding the Grinch and Tony the Tiger's tragic break up: www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/k51rck/so_gaud_is_making_a_tony_the_tigergrinch_fix_fic/

    Anyways, I hope the existence of this fic bothers you on a level you struggle to articulate to your loved ones and/or therapist :)

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    15 Dec 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 67

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    Still reeling from a difficult few years, Aziraphale takes a position at the idyllic Camp Eden where he meets Crowley, who seems oddly familiar... and frightfully attractive.

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    23 Sep 2024

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    Logan purposely takes his time, inching in slowly and pumping out even slower. Not because he cares all that much about how comfortable or prepped Wade is, but because he enjoys how easy it is to draw out all those desperate little noises.

    He appreciates them much more than he’s willing to let on, if he’s being honest.

    Because it turns out that when Wade Wilson isn’t being an overly sarcastic, fast-mouthed prick, he actually sounds kind of pretty.

    Or:

    That one scene where they fight in the Honda Oddeysy, but like 10X’s more horny because we all know it should have been.

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    18 Sep 2024