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Frying Pan Meets Fire by UppityBitch for theoriginalcheeesecake
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV)
19 Oct 2025
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In this human AU, personal chef Caroline competes against arrogant professional chefs on a reality cooking show judged by celebrity chef Klaus Mikaelson.
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Fragile: The Bomb by ApocalypticalAngel
Fandoms: The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Originals (TV)
13 May 2026
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Summary: Caroline was fragile, Damon proved that with every compulsion of her mind and abuse of her body. She was too fragile to be rid of him on her own, she needed help from the biggest and baddest threat to vampires; the hybrid king himself. So she headed to New Orleans, to barter for his aid.
Even if she was 'exceedingly fragile'. But then that was also how people described bombs.Extract: “What is it you request from us?” Elijah asked her, softly, like she would spook and run.
“I want someone dead.” she answered clearly, her voice tripping along the damage to her throat.
“You seem quite resourceful.” Elijah tilted his head, analysing her. “Is this not something you could accomplish yourself?”
“I have tried. A few times.” she admitted- Language:
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13 May 2026
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It's bad enough there's one bleached pain in her ass running around her town. But now there's a whole bunch more, and they each came with their own Buffy. How is a Slayer ever supposed to fix interdimensional walls from breaking down?
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There’s a crack in the world, and only one way to seal it.
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20 Mar 2026
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When Buffy decides the reason all her relationships have either blown up or never gotten off the ground is because every guy she's ever tried to date has been too stupid tall, she realizes there's only one person who will fit her dating qualifications: Spike. Now she's just gotta convince him of that too.
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06 Feb 2026
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Sending My Love from The Other Side of the Apocalypse by cawthraven
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
30 Mar 2025
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Buffy loves Spike, even if she won’t admit it, and everyone knows that Spike is still in love with Buffy. No one approves—but don’t worry. Angel and Giles have an idea for how to deal with the problem. Too bad every curse comes with a loophole…
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Bookmarked by UppityBitch
01 Feb 2026
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Angsty af but ‘out for a walk bitch’-levels of glorious
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Timelines, Schmimelines by bookishy (Cheetoh) for MillennialCryBaby
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
17 Dec 2022
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When Buffy’s sent back to her first year of college to retrieve an artifact for the future, she ends up on the day of the first inaugural Christmas Party at Casa del Xander.
Or, time travel meets its greatest match, and that match is alcohol.This was written for the Elysian Fields' Secret Santa 2021 Event for MillennialCryBaby, who amused me greatly with the idea of "Time Travel" and the prompt "Drinking Game + secrets revealed."
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30 Dec 2025