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    Small Town Angels & Demons by

    Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

    08 Jul 2025

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    21 May 2026

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    Foolish Behavior (Seems Right) by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

    10 May 2026

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    HUMAN AU
    Aziraphale hires a sex worker named A. J. Crowley — but not for the reasons you might think.

    Welcome to the definition of "crack treated seriously"! The overall tone of this fic is light-hearted and fluffy, but there are some more serious stories/themes in the later chapters. But I promise — if you're here for fluff (and a little bit of sexiness), you will not be disappointed (at least, I hope)!

    2026/05/09: Only 4-5 more chapters to go! All remaining chapters are fully outlined and some partially written (the only question in number of chapters is if I end up splitting any into two parts). I hope you enjoy this silly, sexy ride!

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    15 May 2026

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    Petrichor & Parchment by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    20 Dec 2019

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    “Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?

    Now also available as a podfic from Literarion

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    01 May 2026

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    Pages About You, Pages About Me by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types  

    26 May 2025

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    There's a new shopkeeper on Whickber Street! The newcomer is a comic book seller named Anthony Crowley, a flamboyant character who blasts heavy metal music at full volume, and whose shop is a chaotic mess. Far too boisterous for Aziraphale's delicate nerves.
    Their two worlds will clash in the eternal battle between books and comic books. Aziraphale is determined to convert Crowley to the world of literature, a glaring gap in his life; Crowley, on the other hand, is set on broadening Aziraphale’s horizons by introducing him to the world of graphic novels. Will they manage to win each other over?

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    A fluff-filled fic with a shy and fidgety bookseller and an extroverted and rebel (a lil bit Pre-Fall coded) comic book seller. With Christmas cheer on the side. And basically it's also all an excuse to recommend lots of books and graphic novels to everyone.

    (✨ NOW COMPLETE ✨)
    About the Rating: 95% of the fic reads as M rated, but there’s one chapter with E rated smut in it (addressed in the opening notes of said chapter, and skippable) + another small bit (addressed as well).

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    10 Apr 2026

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    Villainous by

    Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)  

    01 Nov 2021

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    {Once Upon A Time…

    There was a red-haired sorcerer who lived alone in a high tower, and a blond prince who lived in a palace full of people. And they were both of them desperately lonely.

    The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.

    Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to…

    Part fairy tale, part fantasy, all love story. There’s magic, and grand romantic gestures, and Heroes and a handsome Prince, and a Villain. There are even some wild heroics, though not necessarily from who you would expect. At its core it’s simply about two (relatively) sane people living in a mad world who find each other.

    The smut isn’t until later chapters.}

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    29 Mar 2026