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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    In which Sherlock and John try to be perfect for each other, Mycroft and Greg learn that sometimes imperfection is a good thing, and everybody steps up to the plate.

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    02 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 36

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    A loving homage to one of my favorite fics, Not A Mounted Dildo (But A Fuck Machine).

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    Crowley was staring blankly at the kettle as it began to heat up when an idea came to him. What if - rather than sneak around each other and act like masturbation was secretive and taboo - they just did it out in the open, at the same time? They were both straight, so it wasn't like it would change anything between them, and Crowley was sure he'd heard stories of straight men getting together to watch porn and jerk off. Yeah, that was the perfect solution! Now all he had to do was get Aziraphale on board. He heard the shower cut off and poured himself a cup of coffee as he considered his pitch.

    "Angel!" Crowley's greeting was full of cheer, his smile bright as he handed Aziraphale a perfectly crafted cup of tea.

    Aziraphale narrowed his eyes in distrust, "...what do you want?"

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Sherlock finds out about John's peculiar taste in underwear and becomes somewhat... preoccupied.

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    08 Jan 2026

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    Mycroft spent most of his life building his empire for one purpose; to keep Sherlock safe. But it wasn't enough, and with everything crumbling around him he makes a plan. It will work. He will be gone, Sherlock will be safe, and there will be minimal collateral damage.

    Then Gregory Lestrade gets himself involved, and even that one last plan begins to unravel.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    At Montague Street when Sherlock was forced to sate his body’s needs, he was at least able to wander about the flat as much as he pleased.

    At Baker Street, it was mini-bags in a mini-fridge and bedroom confinement.

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    04 Sep 2025