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    Ilya laughed and said, “Is not hard, is it my love, you swallow my dick effortlessly don’t you?”

    “Yeah, effortlessly.” Shane agreed. They were looking at each other and then they both turned to Cliff who let out a low, “Fuck.” as he shuffled on the couch.

    “Anything you want to ask, Marley?” Ilya said with a smirk.

    “Uh, fuck, so you can swallow his entire dick.” Cliff asked, looking at Shane.

    “Yep.” Shane said with a smug grin

    “And you don’t choke or throw up or anything.”

    “Wouldn’t be a good husband if I did.” Shane said. This time it was Ilya’s turn to say fuck as he tugged Shane onto his lap. “Fuck baby you’re so good, maybe we give my friend here demonstration, you can show him how well you can suck me.”

    Or Cliff Marlow doesn't think deepthroating is real and Ilya can't help but show off his husband's talent.

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    Cliff Marleau likes to believe he’s everyone’s first threesome, but sometimes that isn’t the case.

    OR: Kyle and Eric have done this before, and they’re more than happy to prove it.

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    In which Luca Haas goes to the gay couples of the NHL to ask how getting together works, and quickly realizes he should’ve asked literally anyone else.

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    When the young alpha Dominick "Sonny" Carisi Jr. joins the Manhattan SVU, he is excited to get to meet Rafael Barba, who is somewhat infamous for being the only omega A.D.A. in the U.S. so far to work with a sex crimes unit. Sadly, Sonny does not leave the best first impression, but during the investigation of a serial killer case, Sonny and Rafael start to work more closely together and Rafael might find out that he judged Sonny too harshly at first.

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