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"Yes, chuchu jelly! It's all over your hair! Right next to the sticks and the mud and the— is that cheese?!"
Wild stared at him. "Wars. Do you really think I'd put cheese in my hair? That stuff's expensive, you know."
Wars stared back, unimpressed. He waggled the hairbrush again.
"I'll prove it, just come here."
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Wild VS a Hairbrush. Who will win?
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4 Years Three Months and Six days ago, Mask and the Sailor were sent to their own worlds, after bidding the Captain a tearful goodbye.
Now they have returned, older now and with more Heroes in tow - but the Captain has vanished without a trace. Where is he, and why has his legacy been abandoned?
Someone has to be hiding something - but can the Chain figure out what before it's too late?
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The Chain arrives in Warriors' world - but Warriors himself is nowhere to be found.
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Four Was.... by TwoDumbasses for Glowingmin
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Linked Universe
31 Dec 2024
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The Hero of the Four Sword is weird, odd, strange, funky, and very much loved.
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A New Year's gift for Glowmin, i hope you like your almost-colorshipping and angstless shenanigans
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The Hero of Legend is a Flame Bowerbird avian. Unfortunately, this means anything red HAS to be his, even the especially ugly pieces.
His partner is a Satin Bowerbird avian. Also unfortunately, he's cuckoo over blue and poor Legend's gotten jealous.
So what is a hero to do when there's two items and one horrible, horrible choice?
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The Hero of Warriors was not born with a pen in his hand. Nor was he taught until the War came calling.
And yet, when there's paperwork to be done, he's expected to lose his entire shore leave to the mountain of parchment on his desk.
Mask and the Sailor don't much appreciate that.(Happy Birthday Tashacee! Sorry it took so long!)
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War Games Side Stories by shadows_of_stars, twistsandturns, TwoDumbasses
Fandom Linked Universe - Fandom, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Warriors
13 Jan 2026
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War Games is a collaborative AU created by Team Tactics, based on the premise "What if Spirit was in the War of Ages... and what if that wasn't a good thing?" It is a branching-timeline story that is currently being written into a longfic and multiple side stories. The main themes are the meaning of the "greater good," the worth of pyrrhic victories, love as both a destructive and regenerative force, grief and recovery, and the ways people react to pressure. Remember: war does not forge good people.
There are a number of “side stories” and “what-if stories” in the AU, which are told in the War Games Side Stories series. These stories are mostly non-canonical to the core series and are written by Team Tactics. Side stories will be added to the series in no particular order, but the series will be maintained in chronological order (or as close as we can get with a time travel/alternate universe story).
Team Tactics consists of five members: shadows_of_stars, TwoDumbasses, Hytia, Rose, and twistsandturns. shadows_of_stars is our primary “prosist” (turning the story into fic) — blame them for any issues with the writing.
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”Dark Link.”
Ghirahim.
“If you escape, it’ll be treated as a case of treason. Do you understand?”
They both knew what treason meant. It meant being killed.
“I can’t die.”
The look on Ghirahim’s face was nothing short of ghastly.
“We’ll make you wish you could.”
Or; Dark is kept in a small, empty room for hours at a time as punishment whenever he fails to kill the heroes. It does more damage than he realises, and, when a foiled escape plan somehow leads to Dark ending up among the chain... Maybe he can start to heal.
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- English
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- 42,823
- Chapters:
- 6/?
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- 1
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- 262
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Bookmarked by TwoDumbasses
03 Jun 2026
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Hiding Behind Plaster and Ceramics by moonphoenix23
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
23 Sep 2024
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Legend had one job the second time he was dragged on a quest that involved time travel and ancestors, and the second time a quest involved meeting other heroes: Don't get attached.
Thankfully, the other heroes seemed to believe the mask he wore, and most of them didn't bother with him as a result except to argue, especially Twilight and Warriors. Now, if only someone could tell the kid behind the mask to stop reaching out to the brothers he lost after Hytopia, that would be great.
And if they could stop the pouring, frigid rain so Legend wouldn't get even sicker, that would also be great.
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Febuwhump 2024
1. Prompt 13: "You weren't supposed to get hurt"
2. Alt Prompt 2: "I love you"Series
Bookmarked by TwoDumbasses
01 Jun 2026
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The Cape Void by CharlesWaterloo
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
12 Sep 2021
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In which Batman’s cape may or may not be bigger on the inside, contains many sandwiches, creates more problems than it solves, and is the constant delight of his children.
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‘We played hide and seek in the cave once and Tim had the bright idea of hiding in the Cape Void,’ Dick said, smiling slightly evilly at him.
‘Yeah, that was a weird couple of days. The void demons are nice, though,’ Tim added casually.
‘What?’ everyone said at once, heads snapping towards him.
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(A series of stories detailing the problems that occur when several lightly insane vigilantes have access to an unexplainable void.)
- Language:
- English
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- 4,862
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 232
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27 May 2026
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flowers shall grow by parsnipit
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
25 Jan 2026
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The first thing the Dragon of the Wild knows is this:
It hurts.
Wild swallows a secret stone in order to save Zelda from Ganondorf.
Meanwhile, Hylia dumps eight iterations of his soul into the Depths for a lesson in despair and dragon-keeping.
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- English
- Words:
- 122,266
- Chapters:
- 30/30
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10 Feb 2026
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New Wayne Just Dropped by ReaderRevolution
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
29 Jun 2025
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A curvaceous woman with flowing dark hair and a theatrical sense of sparkles popped into existence. “Your wish is my command!” Desiree trilled.
“WAIT—NO—I DIDN’T MEAN—” Danny shouted as he disappeared in a puff of aggressively pink smoke.
He landed face-first in soup
Which would’ve been tragic enough, except the soup was not his soup, and it was being consumed by what looked like an ultra-formal mafia dinner party.
Or,
Danny accidentally wishes to meet his bio family.
[Inspired by a tumbr post.]
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- Part 21 of Ghosts Among Us
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- English
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- 2,162
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Bookmarked by TwoDumbasses
27 Jan 2026