Treasonous



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    “You old-timey prick! I’ll show you s-zzz!-zssuffering—!” Vox’s voice glitched and slurred in struggle, and Lucifer immediately knew this was going to end badly for him. He couldn’t see Vox from his screen, but he very much sounded like he was clutching to the last remains of his pride despite the visible decline.  

    “Uh oh, the TV is buffering!” Lucifer heard and scowled, finding the voice incredibly unbearable and irritating. 

    Vox would have likely wished for him to look away from an utterly embarrassing loss like this on live television. 

    Lucifer should listen to that and respectfully look away. 

    And yet, 

    Lucifer couldn’t help but watch in silent horror. 

     

    Welcome to the Parasocial AU! Where the King of Hell is the most devoted and dedicated fan of a certain TV Overlord.

    (Title is based off of a lyric from “Haunt, The Cartoon Heart” by Bear Ghost, which I declare is the main song for this fic 😌 “Peas & Love” is up there too!)

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    22 Jun 2026

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    "Watch it, Baby! One portal in a way!"
    "Mikey, NO!"

    Leonardo didn't plan on becoming a full-time babysitter, but the multiverse had other plans for him.

    Spit out by a portal into the dark, faded New York, missing his katanas and carrying a massive baggage of trauma, he has to find his place all over again.
    Introducing himself as "Neon", he enters the lives of a strict Splinter and his young sons, becoming a mysterious warrior and an irreplaceable older brother to them.

    Hiding his Ninpo is hard.
    Hiding the fact that he loves these blocky kids just as much as his lost family is becoming downright impossible.
    But will he ever find his way back home?

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    Or: Rise!Leo lands in the 2012 universe. He introduces artistic chaos to the strict sewers, tries not to lose his mind and accidentally adopts four seven-year-olds while pretending to be a cool, turtle street guy.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    One restless night, Leo's curiosities about Draxum's words leads him out of the lair. It's nothing special; a thin file, forgotten on a shelf and collecting dust.

    One restless day, as Leo cleans his room, he finds that very file. The invasion is over, all the major threats have been defeated... Leo can finally kick back, relax, and take on some leisurely hobbies.

    Like being a Hidden City detective. That counts as "leisurely", right? Nevermind the baggage that comes with such a role.

    tldr: Leo's late-night outing accidentally leads him to taking on a second undercover identity. Maybe not the healthiest way of coping with the invasion, but yolo.

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    Twelve years ago, in a fire that burned down Baron Draxum's dreams, Hamato Yoshi made the worst choice in his life.
    Twelve years ago four turtle hatchlings were mutated to become supersoldiers in a war for the surface.
    Twelve years ago Hamato Yoshi, now Splinter, became a father of three wonderful turtle sons.
    Twelve years ago a star was born that took the Hidden City by storm.

    Wait... three turtle sons? Wasn't there supposed to be four?

     

    Or Splinter lost a certain red-eared slider the day he escaped from Draxum's lab, who grows up by himself in the Hidden City.

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    The Morningstars are drifting apart. Charlie is moving out, Lilith is never home, and the palace has become far too quiet for Lucifer's liking.

    Fortunately, VoxTek Enterprises is about to premiere an entire lineup of new shows.

    Lucifer Morningstar had never intended to become so invested. He certainly hadn't intended to watch every show Vox hosted, attend his meet-and-greets in disguise, buy his merchandise, memorize his programming schedules, or become one of Vox's most loyal viewers.

    But then Vox's mysterious deer-related emotional breakdown enters the picture, and Lucifer decides to do what any reasonable person would do:

    Help his idol move on from his ex.

    And if, in the process, Vox happens to realize there are far better options available, well... who is Lucifer to stand in the way of fate?

    Unfortunately, "reasonable" has never been a word commonly associated with the King of Hell.

    Or: Lucifer develops a parasocial relationship with Vox, Vox finds himself in increasingly unfamiliar waters, and Alastor discovers he may have bitten off more than he can chew.

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    06 Jun 2026