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    "I don't understand how help from him," Spider-Man said, throwing a pointed look at Deadpool, "is any better than mine."

    Logan glanced between them. "He was not planned."

    "He's right. My parents didn't use any protection for their nasty business. They quickly realized the perks of safe sex after that."

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    A roadtrip with Deadpool, Spider-Man, Wolverine and vague signs of depression

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    10 May 2026

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    Deadpool walked up and read over the same jars. Then he picked up a clipboard that had been hung up on the side of the shelf. "'Electricity experiment conduction on tegenaria domestica proved successful, frying the body from the inside—' What the fuck?"

    "Your employer. He's experimenting on spiders," Spider-Man said, his voice coming out weak.

    Deadpool turned his head to look at him silently.

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    07 May 2026

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    Peter and Wade have a very brief body-swap that leaves Peter reeling with what he felt in Wade's body - and what Wade clearly felt in his. Peter decides it's time someone took Wade's pain seriously. What use is being a scientist if you can't help your violent mercenary bro?

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    05 May 2026

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    “You can’t die,” Peter says, like the idiot that he is. “I mean, you die all the time and come back from it. That’s even more fucked up.”

    “Keep your eyes peeled for my autobiography, Spidey. New York Times bestselling author Wade Wilson presents: Even More Fucked Up, the story of a Merc with a Mouth and a Dream and a Whole Lot of Guns.”

    “I’d definitely read the Wikipedia summary, at least.”

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    Eight meetings between Spider-Man and Deadpool, in alleyways and on rooftops and in warehouses.

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    19 Apr 2026

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    "“We could go back to my place if you want, I’ll take you to my nicest safehouse. It’s got a jacuzzi tub and I’ve got plenty of soaps you could use, it’ll be just like a spa day, or night. I’ll order Chinese food too since we’re out of tacos!” Deadpool explains.

    Peter hums softly. They’ve hung out plenty of times at Deadpool’s many apartments, in fact they often do so after they patrol together. They haven’t seen much of each other recently though, Deadpool had been out of town on a job and Peter had obviously been busy trying to keep the city from falling apart since none of the other super heroes wanted to help."

    Or Wade giving Peter some very deserved TLC!

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    17 Apr 2026