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    Sith Lord Swell [Fanart] by for AMournfulHowlInTheNight

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types  

    13 Jan 2023

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    man this fic is one of my favorite crack fics ive read so i just wanted to draw a pseudo-cover for it.

    + the sketches

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    Winter!Dad by

    Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

    14 Mar 2021

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    The Second Rate Villain Will be the Best Big Brother Ever! by

    Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types  

    06 Jun 2026

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    He was just walking home from work and got deactivated in an accident. Now he's in his favorite novel as the protagonist's petty insecure brother. And he's supposed to die mid-story?! No way!

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    Shame to Thee and companion pieces by

    Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

    07 May 2026

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    To Spoon Feed You Comfort by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    15 Mar 2026

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    When they reach their majority, every hobbit is encouraged to carve or forge a spoon that would be their Love Spoon. It’s a very sacred process as no talking can be done during the crafting of the spoon. All of their energy must be concentrated on pouring their hopes and dreams for the future into their spoon. Reflecting especially on what type of spouse would compliment them most, what type of marriage they hope to have, and what vows they would make to honor and cherish them. The symbols etched into their spoon would showcase all of this so that way when their future spouse used it for the first time, they knew exactly what they were getting out of this marriage. And that’s it. Once someone has taken a bite from a dish prepared by the spoon’s owner, they are married in the eyes of the Shire. The act is reciprocated, and the lucky couple move in together in marital bliss.

    Bilbo agonized over his spoon. A spoon no one ever seemed to want, and he had accepted his fate at no one ever eating from. Then a company of dwarves invaded his dining room, and their leader took a bite...

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