TortoiseMaiden
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The week before Harry Potter’s eleventh birthday passes with nothing whatsoever out of the ordinary. His birthday is a non-event, the same as it has been every year for nearly a decade.
Petunia Dursley breathes a sigh of relief.
No letters from the unmentionable school are dropped through their door, no owls - nor cats! - keep watch over their house, and she will never know that if things had gone to plan, her husband would be forced to spend a back-achingly long Wednesday night camped in front of their boarded-up letter slot.
All is well at No. 4 Privet Drive, and the Dursleys couldn’t be much happier. The less said about Harry Potter, the better.
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She looks almost as pale as four months before, when the Devil followed them home.
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Wei Wuxian puts a hand to his head, brain lost in fog. “Lan Zhan,” he pants. “Why are we here? Are we on a hunt?”
As Lan Zhan tries to remember, his brow furrows. He shakes his head slightly. “I don’t know.”
“This is bad,” Wei Wuxian says. When Lan Zhan cups his cheek again, sparks burst behind Wei Wuxian’s eyes. “Or maybe it’s not,” he says unthinkingly. Sighs, almost. Lan Zhan looks at his own arm like it's betrayed him. Wei Wuxian closes his eyes and presses his face into Lan Zhan’s palm. “Lan Zhan, Lan Zhan,” he murmurs. “What’s happening to us?”
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01 Jun 2026
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fans for hanguang-jun by saltyfeathers
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Oct 2023
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“What I mean,” Wei Wuxian repeats with as much gravitas as he can muster, “is that every single day in their marriage bed, the Yiling Laozu sp—spears open the most esteemed Hanguang-jun on his—his mmmmmmonster cock!!!”
wei wuxian gets kidnapped by a team of belligerent bottoms.
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29 May 2026
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SOOOO GOOD
Hilarious!!
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Post Mortem by Cataclysmic_Calamity
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jan 2023
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Life is a horror movie sometimes.
You ignore all the warning signs. You end up standing there in the final scene, covered in blood, contemplating your life choices.
Wei Ying is used to that.
But it’s harder when you’re in love with your best friend.
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28 May 2026
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Overall, she’s had a wonderful experience so far; full of light, learning, and friendship. Katara is positive she wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world, especially because of how it brought Aang into her life. But still—
She whirls, too fast, and a gate catches the curve of her shoulder blade. Katara trips over her own foot, crying out in pain, and falls off of the platform, landing solidly onto her back with an oomph!
“Ow,” she whines, unwittingly, as Aang dashes to her in a panic.
It’d be nice to be good at this— actual airbending.
Or:
Avatar Katara is struggling with the Airbending gates. Aang comes up with a plan to help her.
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strangers like me by Anonganon
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
26 May 2026
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“Oh, just– that I had them, I guess.” Ryland says. He doesn't even really know where he's going with this. “None of my relationships were ever spectacular or anything. Probably because of me. My ex once said that I loved because I had to. I think I’m just thinking about how I'm gonna die without ever getting married or falling in love. Oh God– I don't think I've ever fallen in love.”
“This upsets you.” Rocky observes.
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26 May 2026