ThisWontBe2Long
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Rehabilitation? Psh, sounds like an alcoholic drink by ThisWontBe2Long
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, DreamSMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Apr 2022
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The Schlatt family, the most dangerous villains in all of Japan, is finally captured but what happens when the hero's find out that the group is made up of primarily children or more importantly, J. Schlatt's children.
What will they do with the kids? Create a villain rehab center in UA?
Yeah. You can thank Philza Minecraft for that.
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I have an obsession with Ranboo, Tubbo, and Technoblade and I have so many drafts for them-
Feel free to request stuff but I'm also busy on another work
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14
- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
- 1
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 52
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Hits:
- 12
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(HEADS UP, THIS IS ORIGONALY POSTED ON MY WATTPAD ThisWontBe2Long)
My first ever fanfiction, I didn't spawn a good writer, not saying I'm a good on now but if you read this you will be scarred. This baby can fit so many plot holes but I spent like 2 years making it so I'm not deleting it-
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the tightrope bows with your weight in the center by taylor_tut
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026)
25 May 2026
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A request from my tumblr: "my mind has been absolutely CAPTURED by the idea of a shivery feverish grace bundled up in that huge cardigan having to teach the science team while his voice is starting to give out." so Let's Make That Man Suffer
title is from a dessa song! i've used it before but for a different fandom so it doesn't count. to me
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26 May 2026
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The entire Z team wakes up unknowing of their surroundings, with no memory of how they got there. When Robert is taken to an interrogation room, he finds his team trapped behind the glass, except Herm. One failed genetic experiment to attempt to turn Herm into a hybrid later, Herm is thrown into the room with Robert, in chains and a muzzle, not processing a thing except for the hindbrain animal instincts urging him to maul, claim, bite.
It’s up to Robert to take care of his partner and try to bring him back, even if it means letting Herm take what he wants in front of the Z team.
Established relationship Watermech.
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Alternative summary:
*Waterboy giving Robert backshots*
Robert: mgh.. w-wait.. Not in front of the Z team!
Herm: “shhh, its okay, let em watch... 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐞𝐦 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞...”(Yes im serious) (Yes I started punching the air when i realized this copy pasta meme is essentially what this fic is about)
Series
- Part 4 of Ocean Waves
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08 Mar 2026
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He can't really say it when Robert's awake. It’s this… mental block he has. He’s too bad at verbalizing his emotions. Locks up. He’s said it—six times, he thinks?—while Robert was conscious. Sonar was, of course, drunk-and-or-high each time.
It’s—well, Robert doesn’t seem too upset about it so far. He seems to understand Sonar’s whole thing.
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Or: Sonar has problems telling Robert that he loves him, so he keeps showing it instead. A few moments of domestic bliss during Victor & Robert's relationship.
Bookmarked by ThisWontBe2Long
07 Mar 2026
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Up in Our Bedroom After the War by 3oClockSnacc (TobiSterling)
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
14 Feb 2026
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About a decade ago now, Sanji had started joking with their friends that while he himself was aging like a fine wine, Zoro was aging like milk, or perhaps a head of cabbage someone had left to wilt in the sun.
In reality Sanji thought perhaps a nice 27 year brandy was a more apt comparison; just as intoxicating and desirable, but dark and robust, complex on the palette and smooth on the finish, and still just as strong as the day it was bottled.
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25 Feb 2026
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Unspooling by LiterallyThePresident
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 Dec 2025
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When facing a strange villain that feeds off fear, that pulls the trauma from people’s throats like a horsehair worm from a wriggling mantis, Robert thinks it’s going to be routine, that Flambae will deal with him and get some free therapy as a bonus, that he’s safe behind his desk where the villain called Archivist won’t even think about him.
He’s wrong.
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Statement of Robert Robertson the Third, regarding his emotionally abusive father, his lack of autonomy, and the absence of personhood.
Bookmarked by ThisWontBe2Long
11 Feb 2026