TheySayTheJobIsJinxed
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weight at the collar by ZamalV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Mar 2026
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“You know what?” Shang Qinghua said suddenly, throwing up his hands. “Fine. Be that way.”
The stoat did not turn around.
“Stay on the chair, ignore me, judge me silently from your lofty perch—I don’t care anymore. I really don’t have time to deal with this right now.” he continued, the words coming faster now that they had started. “My king is already missing, everything sucks, the entire fortress is one bad day away from deciding I’m more useful as fertilizer than administrator, and I’m already teetering right on the brink of losing what little composure I have left. So congratulations, demon stoat, you’ve officially been promoted to ‘problem I’m too tired to solve.’ Enjoy the chair.”
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Shang Qinghua gains a therapy animal while trying to figure out where his king has gone.
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03 Jun 2026
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a good hit below the belt by ZamalV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Aug 2025
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“Bro… hear me out.”
“I don’t like the sound of that already.”
“What if,” Shang Qinghua began cautiously, “we just… let them kidnap us?”
Shen Qingqiu stopped dead in his tracks. “What?!”
“Think about it!” Shang Qinghua’s hands flailed, sleeves tangling in his own panic as he rushed the words out. “We know who they are, we know their whole deal. They’re not actually dangerous! Worst case, they tie us up a little—”
“A little?!” Shen Qingqiu’s voice pitched sharply upward.
“—in some vaguely suggestive positions—”
“Don’t involve me in your kinks!”
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In which Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua trigger a not so harmless wife plot.Bookmarked by TheySayTheJobIsJinxed
02 Jun 2026
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satiate the craving by ZamalV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Aug 2025
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“Yes!” Shang Qinghua said immediately, then backpedaled at Shen Qingqiu’s withering glare. “Okay, no, not exactly—but, Bro, the optics! People already think you’re secretly betrothed. The rumor mill’s gone into overdrive.”
Shen Qingqiu pinched the bridge of his nose. “This sect truly needs better hobbies. Regardless, I repeat: I am not flirting. I am negotiating. Politely.”
“Politely negotiating with your eyes all soft and your hand on his arm,” Shang Qinghua muttered into his sleeve.
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In which a wondering cultivator makes his way to Qing Jing Peak and no one at Cang Qiong is happy about it.Bookmarked by TheySayTheJobIsJinxed
02 Jun 2026
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and it kills my deepest hunger as it fills me with desire by ZamalV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Oct 2025
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Mu Qingfang hesitated, his professional demeanor cracking just enough to reveal a touch of discomfort. "The pollen binds to the victim's unfulfilled desires, feeding on the imbalance. To purge it fully, one must...align their qi with the object of that desire. Through dual cultivation. It's the only way to break the cycle and restore equilibrium. Without it, the dreams will return, stronger each time, until..."
The room fell silent, the fizz of the bath salts the only sound, like distant rain. Liu Qingge's face drained of color, then flushed crimson in a rush that made him look feverish all over again. Dual cultivation. With Shen Qingqiu. The very thought sent a fresh wave of heat through him, mortifying and undeniable.
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Local war god has increasingly horny dreams about his shixiong.
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01 Jun 2026
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A Little Closer Than That by airinshaw for fyredancer
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Apr 2022
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Wei Wuxian is going to be offered to the Emperor Lan Wangji as a marriage prospect at the end of the Jiang sect's visit to the palace. He's not worried - the Emperor always says no to every offer. But he is bored, sitting around and waiting until the day of the ceremony so they can get it over with and go home.
While he is exploring the palace, he coincidentally meets a beautiful man called Lan Zhan, who he loves to tease. These things may be related.
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