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[Podfic] That Renownèd Peer by TheaShire for akathecentimetre
Fandoms: The Musketeers (2014), d'Artagnan Romances (Three Musketeers Series) - All Media Types
14 Aug 2014
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From this prompt: "The King needs bodyguards to escort him to a ball that may or may not have enemy agents present. Athos (along with as many others as author chooses, or none) is picked to accompany the Crown on the mission. The others are absolutely floored by how good he is at being a courtier. He gets everything right- even the attitude. I would love to see the reaction of the other three. Bonus points for confident and graceful dancing, extra bonus points if some fine ladies fall a little bit in love with his completely disinterested facade, a million extra bonus points if he is forced to fight off a would-be assassin without a weapon."
This is a podfic of one of akathecentimetre's kink meme fills. Chapter 4 of "His Smile Me Draws, His Frown Drives Me Away". This ficlet really drew me and I ended up reading it in!
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Clint Barton is Bad at Tests by jenny_wren
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Dec 2015
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Kink meme - Clint vs SHIELD torture training. Future Clint/Coulson mildly implied
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24 May 2025
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Give a Dog a Bone by Laura Kaye (laurakaye)
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV), Hawkeye (Comics)
06 Sep 2016
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What do you do when your dead best friend turns up alive after three years?
a) yell at him
b) hug him
c) ignore him to his face while following him around the Tower like a creeper
d) maybe fall in love with him a little
e) all of the above- Language:
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13 May 2025
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Next Year's Words by cathalin
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom
29 Jan 2013
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Sometimes Bond has to seduce someone for the job. Occasionally he needs help with the details. Q enjoys giving directions. Bond likes taking them, sometimes, from the right person.
“Does she like long walks at sunset or is she more of a ‘fuck me against a wall’ girl?” Bond breathes quietly into the mic, following the glimpse of crimson silk flitting its way through the dark bar.
Brought to you by the prompts: voice, voyeurism, phone-sex, glasses. (Also orders, cardigan, smart mouth, technology, gadgets, against the wall, heat, blow-job, sleepy, morning, snark, talking, drowsy, pretend, control, public, snark, wall-sex, and probably quite a few others *coughs*).
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11 Nov 2024
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Madara and Hashirama fought their final stand at the Valley of the End, this is a What if story taking off at the end of that battle where Hashirama doesn't run Madara through but instead is given another means to deal with his friend turned rival.
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12 Jan 2024
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Rock Lee, Diplomatic Envoy to Sunagakure. There are so many ways that could go wrong. But Lee is determined to succeed! And to befriend the feared Kazekage too, while he's at it. Good thing Lee loves a challenge...
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06 Dec 2023