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    “So, let me get this straight.”
    “You mean ‘gay’?” Satoru interjects, earning an eye roll from Suguru.
    “You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend? So, we wouldn’t be going as friends, but as a couple?”
    “Exactly.” Satoru nods, taking another big bite out of his slice of pizza.

    Delicious.
    Free food tastes so much better than food he’s had to pay for.

    “Okay, don’t take offence when I ask you this, but are you out of your fucking mind?!” Suguru looks like he’s about to lose his mind, if Satoru is being honest.
    This can’t be that hard to grasp, can it?

    Or

    Satoru really can’t take one more year of countless questions about his dating life and being unsuccessfully set up with yet another woman by his parents.
    So he does the only logical thing. He gets himself a fake boyfriend.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Absolute PEAK!

  2. Public Bookmark 46

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    ''How in the fucking hell did we never know Kisame was an alpha?'' Asks Deidara, flabbergasted. ''Did you know, un? Look at his eyes!''

    ''No. I never...'' Says Itachi, perplexed and getting close to Kisame. ''I smelt the waterlily quite strongly, but I never expected it to be that.''

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    24 May 2026

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    Gayasses

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Hidan is falling apart that night. Restless, he waits for Kakuzu to come pick him up so he can take out all the frustration that’s built up throughout the day, or maybe throughout his entire life, through violence or through whatever indefinable thing exists between the two of them.

    Deep down, Hidan feels like he’s nothing more than just another part of Kakuzu’s life: a disposable toy kept around with money, gifts, and scraps of attention. And still, he keeps coming back to him every single time.

     

    Or,
    Porn with feelings. Unfortunately.

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    24 May 2026

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    Imma watch these two get freaky again

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    A place of rest | a cafe, a vacation house, a tomb

    His life is a comedy of errors. The people he loves seem determined to outdo each other in how badly they traumatized him. The grand winner?— Congratulations, Nohara Rin!

    “Promise me that even if I die, you still have to find a way to be happy, okay?”Rin made him promise months before she ironically dies.

    So years later, Hatake Kakashi fakes his death, and Sukea opens a dog cafe “Haven and Hounds” in a snowy, forgotten corner of Kaminari no Kuni.

    The shinobi world can burn. He’ll be watching the sunset, hot chocolate in hand.

    But hey, isn’t that customer with the orange mask cute? (Everyone disagrees)

    (The dog cafe owner Sukea x ‘definitely not a terrorist’ Tobi fic nobody asked for)

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    24 May 2026

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    Bussin shit right here

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    Looks like the Hand Witch is at it again...

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    21 May 2026

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    Tfdym hand job, no hands?!?!