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The Listening Party by TheProperLexicon
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb, Taylor Swift (Musician)
01 Apr 2026
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It's October 3rd, 2025 and the gang is gathered at the Flynn-Fletcher house for a listening party.
They've managed to avoid Life of Showgirl spoilers all day, no easy feat, and they are now hanging out in the living room with an abundance of snacks, a bluetooth speaker, and a whole lot of feelings.
But this whole event has another purpose entirely, one that Buford set into motion almost the same day as the release announcement. The Plan? To get Phineas and Isabella to FINALLY see the truth.
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The Long Way Round by TheProperLexicon
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Agent Carter (TV), Captain America (Movies), Loki (TV 2021)
21 Oct 2025
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He was supposed to return the stones to their original spots in the timeline, and he does. But he's been handed the answers to the questions he's always been afraid to ask. He's been offered the key to unlock possibilities he's never considered, even in his wildest dreams. His minute is up, he knows this. But when you have a suit made specifically for time travel, maybe you can make your own time.
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I groan again, trying to push myself up. My arms are shaking. “I don’t feel well,” I mutter, sinking back down with my head on the pillow. “I was cold, and the heat wasn’t working.”
“The heat is working fine,” Baz says, stepping over me to turn off the water. “And you’re destroying the planet. Merlin, Snow, how long as the water been on?”
I can’t answer, I have no idea. “I’m still cold,” I reply, letting my eyes close again. “Freezing.”
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“I don’t feel well,” he whispers, and I can barely hear him, even with my vampire hearing. “I was cold, and the heat wasn’t working.”
“The heat is working fine,” I argue. Even I’m comfortable, and I’m usually freezing. I roll my eyes and step over him to turn off the shower. I don’t know what else to do, so I hurl my usual insults. “And you’re destroying the planet. Merlin, Snow, how long as the water been on?"
He doesn’t seem to register that he has been out more than a moment or two as he blinks. “I’m still cold. Freezing.”
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Oxygen and Flames by TheProperLexicon
Fandoms: Carry On - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
14 Jun 2018
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Simon needs help deciphering the Latin texts he got from a certain vampire. Baz thinks the girls who volunteered to help have something else on their minds. He decides to let Simon figure it out on his own, but he's not going in alone.
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The last person Simon expects to find on his doorstep in the rain is Agatha Wellbelove. But, she's not here for him. She's here to see Penny. With Penny in class, Simon does the polite thing and invites Agatha in for a cuppa. Of course, Penny isn't the second person to come home, either. That honor belongs to Baz.
(Rated T because Rowell gives us very sweary characters, and you know I brought that over.)
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Play Pretend by GalahadsGurl for DesertVixen
Fandoms: Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys Super Mysteries - Franklin W. Dixon & Carolyn Keene, Nancy Drew - Carolyn Keene, Hardy Boys - Franklin W. Dixon
14 Jun 2025
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Frank Hardy didn't think the hardest part of going undercover would be pretending his feelings weren't real.
Apparently, there really is a first time for everything.
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05 Sep 2025
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Buford is convinced Phineas' ringtone for Isabella is special, she is not so sure. Wanting to win a bet and wanting his friends to stop dancing around each other the -former-bully steals Phineas' phone under his nose.
Isabella promises Phineas she will get it back, but not before Buford has an oportunity to speak his mind.
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27 Jul 2025
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Episodes and film mentioned:
- Monster From the Id
- Night of the Living Pharmacist
- Across the 2nd DimensionSet the summer after their junior year, Phineas and Ferb are enjoying their penultimate summer holiday. At least, they're trying to, but neither of them can remember what they had planned. Naturally, they decide the solution is to build a Memory Retrieval Helmet.
Except, when they put it on, they remember a lot more than they expected.
Another dimension, secret agents, kisses, and development.
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26 Jul 2025
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and i can't help it if you're so easy to adore by PermanentlyStressed
Fandoms: Phineas and Ferb
26 Jul 2025
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Late into the summer before freshman year, Phineas realizes that Isabella might have always been more than just his best friend.
The realization stays in his mind, though.
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26 Jul 2025
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Without A Trace by AWKwardPatronus, Slytherquills (HeyItsAReader)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Apr 2026
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It’s 1999. The war is over.
The world has moved on. Hermione Granger has not.
She arrives in Brisbane a shadow of herself—adrift in a city that is not home, with parents who do not understand her, waiting for letters that never come. She has been unraveling, slowly and methodically, and not a soul has noticed.
Until she sees him.
Draco Malfoy. A war criminal. A fugitive. Working in a Muggle pub under an assumed name, carving out a quiet, anonymous life at the edge of the world.
The chances of them ever crossing paths again were infinitesimal. He should have run the moment she recognized him. But he doesn’t.
And he just keeps showing up.
It isn’t simple. It isn’t safe. But against all logic, it becomes something that will leave traces on them both forever.
A slow-burn enemies-to-lovers story about exile, identity, reinvention, and the messy, painful, nonlinear nature of healing.
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