TheProblemAttic
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“Right.” Mark made sure his tone conveyed exactly how likely he considered that, because Sickboy might have an amazing ass but it wasn’t that good. “Honestly though, are the girls just so blissed out they don’t notice you nabbing their shite?”
“Basically,” Sickboy shrugged next to him, unconcerned.
“How do you manage that?” Mark didn’t consider himself to be bad in bed, quite the opposite really, but to have someone be that blissed out… it seemed unlikely.
“Oh please,” Sickboy responded. “It’s child’s play.
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Or: Sickboy claims to play Simon Says in the bedroom. Mark calls bullshit.
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Zth’rak’thr was very pleased.
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When Christie signed up on a slightly-sketchy online site volunteering to be a surrogate for pay, she had been expecting an ugly old man with nearly dead parents desperate for any way to give his mother some joy in her last days, not something so distinctly inhuman.
“Hello,” the alien in front of her greeted her, lifting an arm that ended by splitting into what appeared to be tentacles. “I am here about the surrogacy offer; are you Christie?”
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Mike had thought it was a joke, when he found the post asking for a surrogate on craigslist that specified sex was irrelevant, because obviously you needed to have a Uterus to be a surrogate. Nonetheless, the pay looked amazing, and thinking it would be hilarious and maybe just involve getting fucked in the ass a time or two, he replied, then was careful to douche before the scheduled meetup.
He hadn’t been expecting this.
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Anthony had thought the raid on Area 51 was a good idea; at the very least it was funny, and so many people on Facebook showed up, and they didn’t actually invade the military base so did it even matter?
He wasn’t expecting the UFO