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    Hermione Granger has everything! Record-breaking NEWTS, her dream job, and a loving boyfriend.

    Except, long distance is kind of hard. And she's mainly doing low level admin work, that she somehow keeps messing up. And actually, why does everyone else seem to be so much better than her at this?!

    No, it's fine. She's got this!

    Right?

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    24 May 2026

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    Diary style, everyone hates work.

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    After a terrible week in which Crookshanks died and Ron left her via four words on a scrap of parchment, 30-year-old Hermione is forced to take a leave of absence from work. Unfortunately, it quickly becomes clear her job was the last thing keeping her sane.

    When she finds out Harry is investigating the unexplained disappearance of Draco Malfoy—now an Unspeakable in the Department of Mysteries—she finally has a problem to solve. The case sucks her in in more ways than one, and she finds herself tangling with a powerful magical object, as well as Draco's weird and wonderful subconscious.

    tl;dr Hermione gathers extensive material for an inevitable 'Am I the Asshole?' post

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    12 May 2026

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    When Hermione is assigned to tutor Greg Goyle, he learns more than he'd ever guessed he would.

    2nd Place Winner of Round 2 of the 2018 Death by Quill Writing Challenge, hosted by The Slytherin Cabal.

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    12 May 2026

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    In which Draco is hit by an unfamiliar curse, affecting his magic. Hermione is a healer, specialising in magical degenerative diseases. Healing him demands copious amounts of research, forced proximity and red wine. Added bonus is pining, frisky feelings and a grumpy cat.

    Set 15 years after the war, this fic features my favourite tropes, a medical mystery, a reasonable amount of snark, and a lot (a lot) of pure self-indulgence.

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    12 May 2026

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    Amazing. Hermione is a healer, written by a doctor.

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    Hermione Granger is 27 years old when her life falls apart. Cheated-on, flatless, fed up with her job, she decides to change one thing she can--take a class and try for some career advancement. But change is never easy, especially when an old enemy is the catalyst.

    And the class instructor.

    "Just as the minute hand clicked over to the hour, the doorknob twisted and a figure slipped into the room. He was tall, a bit windblown. Hermione had a general impression of crisp cuffs and polished leather, and then a more specific one of the most beautiful grey coat—highlighting his shoulders and eyes, skimming to just the right place on his knife creased trousers.
    His movements were precise and confident.
    He was wearing the softest-looking gloves.

    He was not Professor Belinda Rowle.
    He was Draco bloody Malfoy."

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    09 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is the one with the teacher-Draco-leaning-on-desk art.